You’re at the club and this guy slaps your gfs ass what do you do

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  1. fullmetalfilmsnob

    “Now THAT is a guy who knows a cut of fuckable meat when he sees one!”

  2. WiserStudent557

    Gotta say, a lot of his wiring/tubing is extremely vulnerable. I’m not sure how resilient this design really is. The Bride was able to take out that hospital creep just via Achilles injury shortly after coming out of a coma. I’m wondering about a similar strategy here. Snip, snip, pile of parts

  3. No_Bar6194

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  4. LaraNacht

    Mourn for my GF after that slap turned her into a smear of chunky salsa on the wall.

  5. sandchigger

    Hold her bag and earrings while she tears him a new asshole.

  6. CapnLimbless

    Same thing I do every ending, take his ass apart like a vintage pinball table.

  7. nicotine_smoothie

    but when I call her a piece of fuckable meat I’m “rude” and “ruining her neice’s baptism”.

  8. Responsible_Boat8860

    Pick up the pieces of what’s left and run!

  9. Youngnhrd

    I don’t have one so imma just assume he slapped my ass and I would be rather flattered to say the least

  10. owldonkey

    Pick up what’s left of her ass, put it in the trunk of my Thorton Galena and head to rhe first ripperdoc.

  11. _dankystank_

    Write my last will and testament real kwik n then jump on his back n try to unplug as many cables as I can as quickly as I can.

  12. StalinkaEnjoyer

    Prepare for the funeral because gf just got gibbed

  13. over_the_edge32

    Grab a mop and clean up the mess he just created. Then hold a funeral for the contents of the mop bucket.

  14. Apprehensive_Day6861

    Quick hack – contagion and overheat.

  15. Negative_Possible_21

    Stab his head since he never fkn expects someone to have the audacity to

  16. Escaped_Mod_In_Need

    ![gif](giphy|YnmyolfK9UtwXylpht|downsized)

  17. TranceRevolved

    Yell: “Smasher! How’s it going buddy?! Meet my girlfriend. She does have a great ass doesn’t she?” *smiles nervously at Smasher and at my pissed off girlfriend* 😅

  18. Certain-Joke1725

    Give him all my iconics and a Johnny (not of the Silverhand variety).

  19. malyszkush

    Slap his ass back. Hes a cut of fuckable metal.

  20. lerthedc

    I get his dead rivals consciousness implanted in my head and use that to help destroy the company who hires him and ultimately kill him in the process

  21. ServiceNo19

    “Uhm Mr. Smasher sir?”
    *points index fingers together*
    “My turn, UwU?”

  22. Return the favor even if it might be my last moment gotta get that smashussy

  23. Darx1878

    I turn on my militech apogee sandevistan and go brr

  24. MrChevyPower

    First I’d charge my projectile arms and launch 5 at him to knock him over. Then activate berserk to slice off his arms with a katana. Finally take out Erebus and upload his choom brain to the black wall.

  25. Able_Bell_3717

    Get a new Gf/Bf because one slap from him would turn the strongest glutius maximus into a gaseous form

  26. -ThisWayUp-

    Cry over my girlfriends now-evsicerated corpse

  27. unthused

    I haven’t finished the game yet so hadn’t seen this guy in what I assume is his ‘final form’; is he basically just a brain and a little face skin at this point? *Maybe* some internal organs.

    All the carbon fiber trim is cool if you’re a car, but I don’t imagine it works as armor very well.

  28. Hexnohope

    You just got marked as some grade A fuckable meat babe

  29. Darthlord_Juju

    Pick up the pieces of my now “disassembled” girl friend

  30. Bishop771

    Show him, Sir John Phallustiff & give him 2 options: 1-apologize & leave 2- death by dildo 🤣 🤣

    ![gif](giphy|i6IqXuLaTdqRW)

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