“Now THAT is a guy who knows a cut of fuckable meat when he sees one!”
WiserStudent557
Gotta say, a lot of his wiring/tubing is extremely vulnerable. I’m not sure how resilient this design really is. The Bride was able to take out that hospital creep just via Achilles injury shortly after coming out of a coma. I’m wondering about a similar strategy here. Snip, snip, pile of parts
No_Bar6194
rad636
Panam would never let him
SaltyIrishDog
Bang him
LaraNacht
Mourn for my GF after that slap turned her into a smear of chunky salsa on the wall.
LordJB2000
I’m calling V.
GlockMat
Call Rogue and hire a certain solo
sandchigger
Hold her bag and earrings while she tears him a new asshole.
CapnLimbless
Same thing I do every ending, take his ass apart like a vintage pinball table.
nicotine_smoothie
but when I call her a piece of fuckable meat I’m “rude” and “ruining her neice’s baptism”.
Sewingmink160
Slap his to assert dominance.
GoodMan_1996
She might be dead at this point
Responsible_Boat8860
Pick up the pieces of what’s left and run!
Youngnhrd
I don’t have one so imma just assume he slapped my ass and I would be rather flattered to say the least
owldonkey
Pick up what’s left of her ass, put it in the trunk of my Thorton Galena and head to rhe first ripperdoc.
Flamimbo
She’s his gf now
_dankystank_
Write my last will and testament real kwik n then jump on his back n try to unplug as many cables as I can as quickly as I can.
NetTough7499
Pick up the pieces of my gf
Caspar_Friedrich02
Wanna share?
LemonadeRenogade
The side missions first
Odekota
I’m putting my ass next to her
StalinkaEnjoyer
Prepare for the funeral because gf just got gibbed
over_the_edge32
Grab a mop and clean up the mess he just created. Then hold a funeral for the contents of the mop bucket.
Apprehensive_Day6861
Quick hack – contagion and overheat.
EpialesOfficial
Apologize
Negative_Possible_21
Stab his head since he never fkn expects someone to have the audacity to
Escaped_Mod_In_Need
TranceRevolved
Yell: “Smasher! How’s it going buddy?! Meet my girlfriend. She does have a great ass doesn’t she?” *smiles nervously at Smasher and at my pissed off girlfriend* 😅
Ok-Technician-5330
Take her to the hospital
Certain-Joke1725
Give him all my iconics and a Johnny (not of the Silverhand variety).
malyszkush
Slap his ass back. Hes a cut of fuckable metal.
lerthedc
I get his dead rivals consciousness implanted in my head and use that to help destroy the company who hires him and ultimately kill him in the process
Babyfacemiller21
Call V
ServiceNo19
“Uhm Mr. Smasher sir?”
*points index fingers together*
“My turn, UwU?”
Sz-A-B
Return the favor even if it might be my last moment gotta get that smashussy
Darx1878
I turn on my militech apogee sandevistan and go brr
MrChevyPower
First I’d charge my projectile arms and launch 5 at him to knock him over. Then activate berserk to slice off his arms with a katana. Finally take out Erebus and upload his choom brain to the black wall.
Able_Bell_3717
Get a new Gf/Bf because one slap from him would turn the strongest glutius maximus into a gaseous form
I haven’t finished the game yet so hadn’t seen this guy in what I assume is his ‘final form’; is he basically just a brain and a little face skin at this point? *Maybe* some internal organs.
All the carbon fiber trim is cool if you’re a car, but I don’t imagine it works as armor very well.
Hexnohope
You just got marked as some grade A fuckable meat babe
aafikk
Get the dildo out
Darthlord_Juju
Pick up the pieces of my now “disassembled” girl friend
Niiphox
Survive
Bishop771
Show him, Sir John Phallustiff & give him 2 options: 1-apologize & leave 2- death by dildo 🤣 🤣
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“Now THAT is a guy who knows a cut of fuckable meat when he sees one!”
Gotta say, a lot of his wiring/tubing is extremely vulnerable. I’m not sure how resilient this design really is. The Bride was able to take out that hospital creep just via Achilles injury shortly after coming out of a coma. I’m wondering about a similar strategy here. Snip, snip, pile of parts
Panam would never let him
Bang him
Mourn for my GF after that slap turned her into a smear of chunky salsa on the wall.
I’m calling V.
Call Rogue and hire a certain solo
Hold her bag and earrings while she tears him a new asshole.
Same thing I do every ending, take his ass apart like a vintage pinball table.
but when I call her a piece of fuckable meat I’m “rude” and “ruining her neice’s baptism”.
Slap his to assert dominance.
She might be dead at this point
Pick up the pieces of what’s left and run!
I don’t have one so imma just assume he slapped my ass and I would be rather flattered to say the least
Pick up what’s left of her ass, put it in the trunk of my Thorton Galena and head to rhe first ripperdoc.
She’s his gf now
Write my last will and testament real kwik n then jump on his back n try to unplug as many cables as I can as quickly as I can.
Pick up the pieces of my gf
Wanna share?
The side missions first
I’m putting my ass next to her
Prepare for the funeral because gf just got gibbed
Grab a mop and clean up the mess he just created. Then hold a funeral for the contents of the mop bucket.
Quick hack – contagion and overheat.
Apologize
Stab his head since he never fkn expects someone to have the audacity to
Yell: “Smasher! How’s it going buddy?! Meet my girlfriend. She does have a great ass doesn’t she?” *smiles nervously at Smasher and at my pissed off girlfriend* 😅
Take her to the hospital
Give him all my iconics and a Johnny (not of the Silverhand variety).
Slap his ass back. Hes a cut of fuckable metal.
I get his dead rivals consciousness implanted in my head and use that to help destroy the company who hires him and ultimately kill him in the process
Call V
“Uhm Mr. Smasher sir?”
*points index fingers together*
“My turn, UwU?”
Return the favor even if it might be my last moment gotta get that smashussy
I turn on my militech apogee sandevistan and go brr
First I’d charge my projectile arms and launch 5 at him to knock him over. Then activate berserk to slice off his arms with a katana. Finally take out Erebus and upload his choom brain to the black wall.
Get a new Gf/Bf because one slap from him would turn the strongest glutius maximus into a gaseous form
Cry over my girlfriends now-evsicerated corpse
Literally get killed
https://preview.redd.it/y7smhram7ugc1.png?width=64&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e34d9e35ed221dc10c33f0cf319d27d5cb234e6b
We do a little trolling
Rush my GF to the hospital
Smash her
Fuck meat
I haven’t finished the game yet so hadn’t seen this guy in what I assume is his ‘final form’; is he basically just a brain and a little face skin at this point? *Maybe* some internal organs.
All the carbon fiber trim is cool if you’re a car, but I don’t imagine it works as armor very well.
You just got marked as some grade A fuckable meat babe
Get the dildo out
Pick up the pieces of my now “disassembled” girl friend
Survive
Show him, Sir John Phallustiff & give him 2 options: 1-apologize & leave 2- death by dildo 🤣 🤣
