Sounds like the steps to create a cult

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  1. East_Professional385

    Basically, every major organization since history was recorded or even before.

  2. DJ_Baron

    I don’t know what you’re talking about.

    Sincerely,

    John Nike (McDonalds)

  3. Sir_Daxus

    I mean are corporations and cults really much different?

  4. Proctor_Conley

    Breed breed **BREED**. Buy buy **BUY**.

    Work work **WORK**. Die die **DIE**.

  5. I mean if you look at something like Playstation or Apple it’s exactly that

  6. Sigouste

    Anyone got the link to this entrepreneurial ceremony?

  7. DingusKhan418

    This is basically modern capitalism (Disney, Apple, Tesla, etc)

  8. Pointlessgamertag

    The font doesnt resemble anything apple uses, where’s this from?

  9. El_Sjakie

    And yet, we let these people speak…*publicly* even.

  10. Chizakura

    This could be straight from one of these MLM “luxury” trips

  11. ashgallows

    turn people into food.
    turn rights into faery tales.
    turn privacy into dust.

  12. ghost_406

    Marketing is like that, everything is “Razzle dazzle your customers” when really you mean, “Don’t rip them off or be rude.” The second to the last step in all of our sales funnels is “Thrill your Customer” which just means, “Insure they perceive the value of their thing to be greater than what they paid so they recommend you to their friends.”

  13. graywolf0026

    “We could make a religion out of this.”

    *No don’t.*

  14. honeybunchesofpwn

    Let’s be honest.

    This is just fancy marketing and branding that pretty much reflects what people already do on their own accord.

    Marvel, Star Wars, Disney, the Kardashians, Taylor Swift, BTS, and similar shit have basically become religions in their own weird ways.

    I mean, I’m definitely obsessed with some of the stuff I mentioned, and it’s because I legit love that stuff, not just because some corporation made me do it lol.

    Can’t blame a business for wanting to induce that kind of traction among customers. It’s a smart strategy, all things considered.

  15. Isn’t this how Apple became a 2+ trillion dollar company?

  16. --Anarchaeopteryx--

    Capitalists are so fucking full of themselves.

  17. Admiral-Kuzko

    So what press conference was this? Disney, Coca-cola or World Economic Forum?

  18. As the gap between rich and poor grows to immeasurable proportions.

  19. greenzean

    Continuum showed the way, if you are afriad well, give up..

  20. EzeakioDarmey

    Sounds like the hardcore Apple demographic.

  21. SlowThePath

    I really don’t want to believe that this is real.

  22. greystreetkate

    This appears to have been from the “QualtricsX4” summit.. thinking it was last year since the next one is in March 2023. When googling the quote it kept attributing it to this company. The company “Qualtrics” is apparently a third party that helps businesses develop surveys, research and evaluation tools. Not 100% sure who is responsible for this specific (and disturbing) presentation. My guess is it’s the CEO of the company hosting named Zig Serafin.. a name that sounds made up from a bad futuristic novel… take it or leave it ✌🏻

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