Basically, every major organization since history was recorded or even before.
DJ_Baron
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Sincerely,
John Nike (McDonalds)
Sir_Daxus
I mean are corporations and cults really much different?
Proctor_Conley
Breed breed **BREED**. Buy buy **BUY**.
Work work **WORK**. Die die **DIE**.
heretoeatcircuts
Steve Jobs playbook
Putrid_Form_9223
Or the aliens plan in they live
AdonisGaming93
Apple be like
kRkthOr
> brands into religions
🤮
Void_0000
Let me guess, apple?
No_Meet1153
Sounds like Apple
wicktus
I mean if you look at something like Playstation or Apple it’s exactly that
Sigouste
Anyone got the link to this entrepreneurial ceremony?
DingusKhan418
This is basically modern capitalism (Disney, Apple, Tesla, etc)
Pointlessgamertag
The font doesnt resemble anything apple uses, where’s this from?
El_Sjakie
And yet, we let these people speak…*publicly* even.
Chizakura
This could be straight from one of these MLM “luxury” trips
ashgallows
turn people into food.
turn rights into faery tales.
turn privacy into dust.
OblivionArts
Pretty much
ghost_406
Marketing is like that, everything is “Razzle dazzle your customers” when really you mean, “Don’t rip them off or be rude.” The second to the last step in all of our sales funnels is “Thrill your Customer” which just means, “Insure they perceive the value of their thing to be greater than what they paid so they recommend you to their friends.”
flux_capacitor3
The Republican Party!
graywolf0026
“We could make a religion out of this.”
*No don’t.*
Tutezaek
Sounds like every mlm
honeybunchesofpwn
Let’s be honest.
This is just fancy marketing and branding that pretty much reflects what people already do on their own accord.
Marvel, Star Wars, Disney, the Kardashians, Taylor Swift, BTS, and similar shit have basically become religions in their own weird ways.
I mean, I’m definitely obsessed with some of the stuff I mentioned, and it’s because I legit love that stuff, not just because some corporation made me do it lol.
Can’t blame a business for wanting to induce that kind of traction among customers. It’s a smart strategy, all things considered.
g_rich
Isn’t this how Apple became a 2+ trillion dollar company?
--Anarchaeopteryx--
Capitalists are so fucking full of themselves.
MissRachou
Sounds also like Disney !
Admiral-Kuzko
So what press conference was this? Disney, Coca-cola or World Economic Forum?
Ryrynz
As the gap between rich and poor grows to immeasurable proportions.
greenzean
Continuum showed the way, if you are afriad well, give up..
EzeakioDarmey
Sounds like the hardcore Apple demographic.
HappyHallowsheev
Op did you make this yourself?
SlowThePath
I really don’t want to believe that this is real.
Significant-Tune7425
Yuck
greystreetkate
This appears to have been from the “QualtricsX4” summit.. thinking it was last year since the next one is in March 2023. When googling the quote it kept attributing it to this company. The company “Qualtrics” is apparently a third party that helps businesses develop surveys, research and evaluation tools. Not 100% sure who is responsible for this specific (and disturbing) presentation. My guess is it’s the CEO of the company hosting named Zig Serafin.. a name that sounds made up from a bad futuristic novel… take it or leave it ✌🏻
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Basically, every major organization since history was recorded or even before.
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Sincerely,
John Nike (McDonalds)
I mean are corporations and cults really much different?
Breed breed **BREED**. Buy buy **BUY**.
Work work **WORK**. Die die **DIE**.
Steve Jobs playbook
Or the aliens plan in they live
Apple be like
> brands into religions
🤮
Let me guess, apple?
Sounds like Apple
I mean if you look at something like Playstation or Apple it’s exactly that
Anyone got the link to this entrepreneurial ceremony?
This is basically modern capitalism (Disney, Apple, Tesla, etc)
The font doesnt resemble anything apple uses, where’s this from?
And yet, we let these people speak…*publicly* even.
This could be straight from one of these MLM “luxury” trips
turn people into food.
turn rights into faery tales.
turn privacy into dust.
Pretty much
Marketing is like that, everything is “Razzle dazzle your customers” when really you mean, “Don’t rip them off or be rude.” The second to the last step in all of our sales funnels is “Thrill your Customer” which just means, “Insure they perceive the value of their thing to be greater than what they paid so they recommend you to their friends.”
The Republican Party!
“We could make a religion out of this.”
*No don’t.*
Sounds like every mlm
Let’s be honest.
This is just fancy marketing and branding that pretty much reflects what people already do on their own accord.
Marvel, Star Wars, Disney, the Kardashians, Taylor Swift, BTS, and similar shit have basically become religions in their own weird ways.
I mean, I’m definitely obsessed with some of the stuff I mentioned, and it’s because I legit love that stuff, not just because some corporation made me do it lol.
Can’t blame a business for wanting to induce that kind of traction among customers. It’s a smart strategy, all things considered.
Isn’t this how Apple became a 2+ trillion dollar company?
Capitalists are so fucking full of themselves.
Sounds also like Disney !
So what press conference was this? Disney, Coca-cola or World Economic Forum?
As the gap between rich and poor grows to immeasurable proportions.
Continuum showed the way, if you are afriad well, give up..
Sounds like the hardcore Apple demographic.
Op did you make this yourself?
I really don’t want to believe that this is real.
Yuck
This appears to have been from the “QualtricsX4” summit.. thinking it was last year since the next one is in March 2023. When googling the quote it kept attributing it to this company. The company “Qualtrics” is apparently a third party that helps businesses develop surveys, research and evaluation tools. Not 100% sure who is responsible for this specific (and disturbing) presentation. My guess is it’s the CEO of the company hosting named Zig Serafin.. a name that sounds made up from a bad futuristic novel… take it or leave it ✌🏻
That’s just horrifying
Not even a good cult