I heard everyone hates river

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  1. i like river. the fact that i didnt boyfriend him doesnt mean i dislike the dude

  2. BadLuckPorcelain

    Also like him. I would totally come around once a week for food and beers.
    But of all the romance options he is “too normal” if that makes sense. Which, compared to the other options makes him special in his own way but I’d rather date Kerry if I would romance a guy in this game.

  3. doxtorwhom

    *Christ, V, can’t believe you made me fuck a cop…*

  4. STK-3F-Stalker

    Lookin’ good, V. On the other hand … Christ V …

  5. AbLincoln1863

    Good dude, solid if somewhat boring character. Could never date him.

  6. SingleOak

    i only dislike River because of how he comes onto you, especially as a male character. i never truly understood how uncomfortable women felt irl with dudes hitting on them who they have no interest in until i met River.

  7. TaerisXXV

    These “Ha Ha let’s crap on River” posts are gettin old.

  8. lily_de_valley

    He’s a cop that dresses like a pimp. That’s all I have to say

  9. R1dg3Rac3r

    Still jealous that the ladies get that fine hunk of man and I get Kerry who’s great mind you, he’s just, well, focused on his music.

  10. NotAtAllASkinwalker

    Hot take, River is awesome.🤷🏼‍♀️

  11. budstudly

    I think he’s a pretty great dude in a world of monsters, and I’d be happy to consider him a friend. If I were into dating dudes, could do a lot worse than him

  12. OrchidOk6032

    I turned him down at EVERY CHANCE the game lets you and he still had the nerve to send me flirty shit and ask me at the tower “dont lead me on, you know why were here” yeah to push you the fuck off if you dont straighten yourself out bruh😭💀🤣

  13. Due-Distribution-463

    I think River is fine as a character, I just don’t find him attractive.

  14. StarkeRealm

    Johnny: Fuck da police.

    OP: Instructions unclear.

  15. RoseWould

    They’ve now added stealing a supercar from some people who originally stole it from the cops, between that and the family dinner quest, it is re-enforcing my idea that he’s supposed to be an in-universe Vin Diesel, but with an extremely dark questline

  16. ArcaneInsane

    I thought I didn’t like River because he’s a man flirting with me and it hits me wrong. Then I was genuinely charmed by Kerry and had a great time with most of that romance.

    River lives a small life of simple things and family values. V is a head in the clouds mercenary living on the edge knowing that they’re weeks away from dying and trying to shine as bright as they can before they inevitably burn out. They’re incompatible. He’s a bad fit.

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