If you’re playing as male V and you try, he turns you down. He’s only interested in women.
brochacho6000
my gamer tag is brochacho this fucked me up
Killerking1two3
Same here plus I’m already dating Judy
bizarrostormy90
Can’t believe I stirred this jabroni’s jambalaya…
Inevitable_Physics
My first time playing I accidentally stepped off that water tower and died. It was a mercy killing.
MoodyGamer32
I’ve romanced river ward and it’s worth it for Johnny’s reaction
VelvetBoneyard
I really really wish there was an “IM GAY” option
Samandre14
I find it kinda funny that they give you kiss buttons even if you can’t romance them. The devs were just like lmao get rejected idiot
Cakers44
Honestly I’m whatever on River. His character is just a victim of game development and things changing
Yakob03
Bro has the worst iconic overture in the game😭
IEatGoodMemes
…i’ll kiss you, River 🥺
Ground-Haunting
it’s hard role-playing a heterosexual lol
ImportantJump6032
even tho he’s not into dudes, he be too close when talking to V it’s like damn bro back up
cid_highwind_7
I like River but yeah give me the gun Crash buddy that’s all I care about. It’s why I do his questline as soon as I can
KillerCroc67
What gun? Im almost at this point again.
insidetheold
He doesn’t want to kiss you either.
Worried-Narwhal-8953
I was a male V, besties with Judy, friends with River, and friend/associates with Panam (couldn’t stand her).
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The_Fuher
i never even found out how to find him and i’m on my 3rd play through lol
Emage_IV
goddammit river im so sorry you were fucked over by bad writers
UnkleMonsta
I hate his story overall, I get why it’s in the game, but as a corpo and street kid, I dont get helping out the punk ass popo. Nomad, maybe. But it’s definitely one of the quest lines. I try to get it over as fast as I can. Give me my gun bra, and I’ll see you when I see you.
I just did this mission today. Thank god for the skip button during convos.
MeepMeepMeepMeepMep
Damn bro always gets so much hate. I like him but I like all of Vs friends.
SpecialIcy5356
just finished this quest. he’s a good guy, but I already pledged myself to Panam.
>!>we had sex in a tank and then blew shit up, then shared a beer. it was romantic AF.!<
nonekogon
Can’t a dude just kiss his bros? Sheeeee
Massive-Challenge-36
When this man hits V with the “I’ve been thinking about you” not 30 thirty seconds after saving Randy, I felt such a strong case of whiplash lmao.
There is such a rushed feeling to Rivers romance that leaves me curious what might’ve been cut. Because with a bit more time, the cookout to water tower would’ve been a great romantic moment, and not just intensely awkward.
papa_commie
Icl, in my first playthrough i wanted to romance him as a male V without knowing he was straight… i got friendzoned by the most hated romance option in the game
DUSTT82
Anyone flirt up joss “your looking good joss” was the only line 🤣🤣😇
MrWrym
Just one smooch. Just to see how it tastes. How it feels.
saltyspruces
Missing out.
12345Iamthegreatest
I hate that my two dialogue options with the guy is either too “touchy feely” or too insensitive. I just wanna be bros, why does it feel like you’re trying to make a move on me.
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If you’re playing as male V and you try, he turns you down. He’s only interested in women.
my gamer tag is brochacho this fucked me up
Same here plus I’m already dating Judy
Can’t believe I stirred this jabroni’s jambalaya…
My first time playing I accidentally stepped off that water tower and died. It was a mercy killing.
I’ve romanced river ward and it’s worth it for Johnny’s reaction
I really really wish there was an “IM GAY” option
I find it kinda funny that they give you kiss buttons even if you can’t romance them. The devs were just like lmao get rejected idiot
Honestly I’m whatever on River. His character is just a victim of game development and things changing
Bro has the worst iconic overture in the game😭
…i’ll kiss you, River 🥺
it’s hard role-playing a heterosexual lol
even tho he’s not into dudes, he be too close when talking to V it’s like damn bro back up
I like River but yeah give me the gun Crash buddy that’s all I care about. It’s why I do his questline as soon as I can
What gun? Im almost at this point again.
He doesn’t want to kiss you either.
I was a male V, besties with Judy, friends with River, and friend/associates with Panam (couldn’t stand her).
i never even found out how to find him and i’m on my 3rd play through lol
goddammit river im so sorry you were fucked over by bad writers
I hate his story overall, I get why it’s in the game, but as a corpo and street kid, I dont get helping out the punk ass popo. Nomad, maybe. But it’s definitely one of the quest lines. I try to get it over as fast as I can. Give me my gun bra, and I’ll see you when I see you.
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He rejects the kiss though.
I just did this mission today. Thank god for the skip button during convos.
Damn bro always gets so much hate. I like him but I like all of Vs friends.
just finished this quest. he’s a good guy, but I already pledged myself to Panam.
>!>we had sex in a tank and then blew shit up, then shared a beer. it was romantic AF.!<
Can’t a dude just kiss his bros? Sheeeee
When this man hits V with the “I’ve been thinking about you” not 30 thirty seconds after saving Randy, I felt such a strong case of whiplash lmao.
There is such a rushed feeling to Rivers romance that leaves me curious what might’ve been cut. Because with a bit more time, the cookout to water tower would’ve been a great romantic moment, and not just intensely awkward.
Icl, in my first playthrough i wanted to romance him as a male V without knowing he was straight… i got friendzoned by the most hated romance option in the game
Anyone flirt up joss “your looking good joss” was the only line 🤣🤣😇
Just one smooch. Just to see how it tastes. How it feels.
Missing out.
I hate that my two dialogue options with the guy is either too “touchy feely” or too insensitive. I just wanna be bros, why does it feel like you’re trying to make a move on me.