I call it the “please help me and there’s something in my head, this is not a dance, please help me. There’s something in my head”
The-Polite-Pervert

Sixmlg
Well tbf I think it’s just the program making their hologram dance, but yeah v is a bad dancer from what you can see them do at clubs
Extreme-Plantain-113
SO THATS WHAT THAT DANCE LOOKS LIKE
mieri_azure
Lol who can blame them, their brain is slowly being eaten
The_Common_Peasant

Type shit
infamusforever223
We may have found someone who dances worse than Commander Shepard(I didn’t think that was possible).
Samantha_Aran
I’m Mercenary V, and this is my favourite store in Dog Town
bishop3200
Let me out, let me out. This is not a dance. I’m begging for help, I’m screaming for help! Please come let me out!
Fission-Chips
Me when I hear a wasp buzzing near my butt
DemonLordWannabe
Ah yes the famous “The Hero sucks at dancing since they can do anything else to perfection” keeping alive Commander Shepard legacy.
beckychao
I have a sibling that dances like this irl
it is legendary
CitizenLohaRune
This is worse than Elaine.

I_am_The_Teapot
I’ve seen a lot of other NPCs dancing. They’re not much better. I think that might genuinely pass for good or at least trendy dancing in Night City 2077.
KamLanJiao
Cyberpsycho dance
rtz13th
Videogame protagonists being bad dancers is something that many of us can associate with, other than them being cool in everything else they do. I’m all in for this 🙂
sussyfortnitemingus
They just fucking stroke out bro wth
wettable
Life is Strange dancing be like:
wettable

Rosary_Omen
I can’t dance well either, no judgement
Nekommando
I’m V and this is my favourites store in Dogtown.
remuliini
Better than me, though.
mrmemexman

Happytapiocasuprise
I love the video game trope of the mary sue protagonist that can’t dance for shit
Round_Combination196
OK, I kind of wish. There was actually a way to improve your dancing. Like imagine. They added a new part. We could get a dancing teacher as a mission where there would be 16 missions linked to this dance type thing where whatever you pick would determine your dance style formal wild, regular proper or street
cookieeater256
What did you expect from a mercenary killing machine.
BlueJayWC
What’s this mod?
Craigfromomaha
Conflicting signals from all of the cyberwear.
KralizecProphet
I thought this was Overheat in action…
Avite4Johnny
I know this dance move.. “the toaster in the bathtub”
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I call it the “please help me and there’s something in my head, this is not a dance, please help me. There’s something in my head”

Well tbf I think it’s just the program making their hologram dance, but yeah v is a bad dancer from what you can see them do at clubs
SO THATS WHAT THAT DANCE LOOKS LIKE
Lol who can blame them, their brain is slowly being eaten

Type shit
We may have found someone who dances worse than Commander Shepard(I didn’t think that was possible).
I’m Mercenary V, and this is my favourite store in Dog Town
Let me out, let me out. This is not a dance. I’m begging for help, I’m screaming for help! Please come let me out!
Me when I hear a wasp buzzing near my butt
Ah yes the famous “The Hero sucks at dancing since they can do anything else to perfection” keeping alive Commander Shepard legacy.
I have a sibling that dances like this irl
it is legendary
This is worse than Elaine.

I’ve seen a lot of other NPCs dancing. They’re not much better. I think that might genuinely pass for good or at least trendy dancing in Night City 2077.
Cyberpsycho dance
Videogame protagonists being bad dancers is something that many of us can associate with, other than them being cool in everything else they do. I’m all in for this 🙂
They just fucking stroke out bro wth
Life is Strange dancing be like:

I can’t dance well either, no judgement
I’m V and this is my favourites store in Dogtown.
Better than me, though.

I love the video game trope of the mary sue protagonist that can’t dance for shit
OK, I kind of wish. There was actually a way to improve your dancing. Like imagine. They added a new part. We could get a dancing teacher as a mission where there would be 16 missions linked to this dance type thing where whatever you pick would determine your dance style formal wild, regular proper or street
What did you expect from a mercenary killing machine.
What’s this mod?
Conflicting signals from all of the cyberwear.
I thought this was Overheat in action…
I know this dance move.. “the toaster in the bathtub”