V really isn’t a good dancer…

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  1. I call it the “please help me and there’s something in my head, this is not a dance, please help me. There’s something in my head”

  2. Well tbf I think it’s just the program making their hologram dance, but yeah v is a bad dancer from what you can see them do at clubs

  3. mieri_azure

    Lol who can blame them, their brain is slowly being eaten

  4. The_Common_Peasant

    ![gif](giphy|zasL1a5bzHaWW3djNs)

    Type shit

  5. infamusforever223

    We may have found someone who dances worse than Commander Shepard(I didn’t think that was possible).

  6. Samantha_Aran

    I’m Mercenary V, and this is my favourite store in Dog Town

  7. bishop3200

    Let me out, let me out. This is not a dance. I’m begging for help, I’m screaming for help! Please come let me out!

  8. DemonLordWannabe

    Ah yes the famous “The Hero sucks at dancing since they can do anything else to perfection” keeping alive Commander Shepard legacy.

  9. beckychao

    I have a sibling that dances like this irl

    it is legendary

  10. CitizenLohaRune

    This is worse than Elaine.

    ![gif](giphy|l0MYATH9ZumUHCBXy)

  11. I_am_The_Teapot

    I’ve seen a lot of other NPCs dancing. They’re not much better. I think that might genuinely pass for good or at least trendy dancing in Night City 2077.

  12. Videogame protagonists being bad dancers is something that many of us can associate with, other than them being cool in everything else they do. I’m all in for this 🙂

  13. Nekommando

    I’m V and this is my favourites store in Dogtown.

  14. Happytapiocasuprise

    I love the video game trope of the mary sue protagonist that can’t dance for shit

  15. Round_Combination196

    OK, I kind of wish. There was actually a way to improve your dancing. Like imagine. They added a new part. We could get a dancing teacher as a mission where there would be 16 missions linked to this dance type thing where whatever you pick would determine your dance style formal wild, regular proper or street

  16. cookieeater256

    What did you expect from a mercenary killing machine.

  17. Craigfromomaha

    Conflicting signals from all of the cyberwear.

  18. Avite4Johnny

    I know this dance move.. “the toaster in the bathtub”

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