

My V decapitated all scavengers/Maelstrom/VDB/Tyger Claws/Arasaka/Militech she came across. She also knocked out civilians to draw out NCPD and then sliced NCPD to draw out the Maxtac regularly. That’s like thousands of murders. Not even Saul Goodman could help her if she ever ends up in custody.
What about yours?
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Pretty much the same here constant maxtac fights. Storming arasaka solo My v is so gone
What are the mods (or sliders) used for the face and hair?
None, Arasaka and Miltech have active interests in V for various jobs, so NCPD shows up they chase but then leave you alone when corporations tell them to stop, that’s why your wanted levels go away.
How are your V’s so wonderful looking lol. I can never get these kinds of results. Possible without mods?
None, V can solo MaxTac.
The shot to the groin was probably a bit much for the conformation they were dead. It was just faster that way, so yeah V is toast.
First round draft pick for a career in MaxTac in lieu of time served.
Looks like a porn thumbnail lol
My V doesn’t leave any evidence; you can charge my with whatever you want but how are you going to prove it in court?
Can you share your V face settings please?
10,000+ counts of vehicular manslaughter because I don’t watch my corners or slow down ever
There’s a reason they shoot on sight normally
Well, let’s see.
V is a high-functioning cyber-psycho that can rip through just about anything.
“Cooked” as in “high on adrenaline from being in a target rich environment” maybe…
Trial interrupted immediately by Netwatch black ops, everyone present except V executed to remove any witnesses, V remanded to black site on the moon for indefinite detainment.
>!just according to keikaku, meatbags!<
Several count of manslaughter, vehicular manslaughter and several other things(probably assault with kibble or something)
Multiple warranted bounties out against Maelstrom, Wraiths, Scavs, VDB’s, Tyger Claws, Barghest (so I’m probably wanted for multiple counts of mass killing sprees). At least classified as a domestic terrorist (no doubt branded so by Militech for helping Song escape Earth) that would be at large in Night City, then there was that Kang Tao AV & the Militech Basilisk convoy with the Aldecaldos.
Yeah I think that about covers my normal V crime wrap sheet
I don’t think my V would suffer much, honestly.
She never harassed civilians.
Never stole vehicles.
Never got into shootouts with the police.
At most, I think she might get charges for public disturbance or trespassing a couple of times.
Many murders, destruction of property, breaking and entering, public nudity. That kinda stuff
If they can actually hold him, they can try him for whatever they want. Chances are he walks out of that building, leaving all the cops alive but unconcious just to send a message.
Bro River there made me laugh so loud
They’ll never take me alive!
I never shot anybody that didn’t shoot me first.
My V will probably be fine actually. My V has killed hundreds of people but so far all traceable kills are in situations were use of lethal force is permissible for an NCPD subcontractor. Bringing in known murderers anyway, for example.
Not river looking like a disappointed father 😂
It’s probably a gig. V wanted to be jailed. V needs to talk to a person there. Then he presses E and sandeviatans out!
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They’ll party like a rock star.
Don’t be silly – people aren’t real XD
There is no one left in night city but the two officers that arrested me, soon to be no officers…so I guess I’m good 🤣
The title of this is worded like a GOAT exam question from Fallout 3 lol
V: Oay LOOK, most of these charges are *bullshit*. 317 counts of aggrivated murder in the First Degree? These weren’t people! They were *Scavs!*… Hey! I turned that guy’s brain inside out *in self defense.* He had a screwdriver and was brandishing it threateningly! Ok, okay, and what’s THIS?! ‘Vehicular Manslaughter’!? ‘Reckless Operation of a Motor Vehicle’!? Look, honestly,have you SEEN the roads of Night City? You, there, how many people have *you* killed on your morning commute? Just today…? C’mon, *be honest…!* There, see…? Okay, okay, maybe ramping my bike over the hospital was a bit dicey, but… hey, if anything went wrong, we were *right there…*
I believe that’s outside their jurisdiction.
NetWatch and some sort of equivalent to UN would be more appropriate.
Literal crimes against humanity…
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That’s a nice argument officer, unfortunately: *BLACKWALL*
To be honest I wouldn’t know on where to start when they ask about her crimes…
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The final scene from Lord of War.
“Okay, most of those were assault at most, non-lethal attacks, and in self-defense. The remainder were on missions where I clearly had authorization to use force as an NCPD subcontractor. And the last couple were plain accidents and my Agent doesn’t connect to an ambulance service.
And yes, I’m pleading guilty to stealing all those police cars, because if I have a badge contracting job, I gotta have a badge car for the job. Not my fault you don’t install quality ICE on them.”
She’s exactly as cooked as she needs to be to finish the gig she’s gotten herself arrested to complete.
Also, there’s a sword halfway through her face and she’s just standing there like, “oh, no, guys, you totally got me.” That should probably be a clue.
Lol. Cooked? My V would solo NCPD HQ and take a dump on the mayors chest. I stop fighting max tac out of boredom not out of necessity.
Love this. And has inspired me
Just fine – no witnesses alive to testify.
“How do you justify all the gangers you’ve murdered.”
“They attacked first, self defense.”
“Ok, but what about all the cops you killed?”
“Also self defense! I’m busy defending myself from gang violence and suddenly the NCPD tries to shoot me for doing their job?! It’s ridiculous.”
“Fair point, but it still doesn’t account for the innocent civilians you ran over with your numerous vehicles.”
“Well I was busy running from the gangs and the cops after defending myself, can you blame me if my driving isn’t top notch? Besides, some of them definitely jumped in my way, it must have been some kind of insurance scam.”
“And V, do you mind explaining WHY you got yourself into so much trouble in the first place?”
“Ummm… I was doing assassination and thievery gigs for eddies.”
“Care to explain how that’s self defense?”
“I’m defending my wallet from poverty!”
Y’all remember that courtroom scene in Wolfenstein: The New Colossus? It’ll be like that, but worse.
Worse for anyone who gets in my way.
Well as a netrunner I scrubbed my record hacking into the ncpd database and now own the ncpd (imagine)
On one hand, my V is a usually a cyberpsycho chromed to the teeth, and usually some sort of sandy build, very ruthlessly killing anything that won’t get my a wanted level, so definitely serving a lot of time.
**On the other hand, my V is a cyberpsycho.**
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I promise you there is only one cop putting the cuffs on my female V so the only thing getting cooked is their circuits from netrunning.
5 million life sentences.
Totally fine. You can’t be tried and punished for the same crime twice so once they kill me and my second heart activates (after being declared dead) then I’m free to go. Double jeopardy motherfucker.