Lmao, Ive gotten probably 20+ messages from people trying to hire me to hack for them since making this original meme post to PCMR.
I am not a hacker for hire, please stop asking😂
Lmao, Ive gotten probably 20+ messages from people trying to hire me to hack for them since making this original meme post to PCMR.
I am not a hacker for hire, please stop asking😂
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Pls hack my bank 4 million dollar balance tjank u sir
Can you hack Nvidia so they make great GPUs again
The legendary Hackerman
“I’m not a hacker for hire” is exactly what a hacker for hire would say 🤣
I’m not really sure if they lack comprehension or hindsight or even a basic understanding of humor 💀
Also could I ask a handful of people to get that post to 15k? The odd number has been killing me
Edit:
Aww damn it’s archived, never mind i guess, it’s stuck in 14.9 purgatory.
How do I get in on this game? I want people to think I’m a scary hacker man. 😭
*shows basic engineering trick*
*sarcastic declaration*
Teens, adults and morons: can i hire you?
Yeah, were cooked
Can you hack the moon
“i’m different type of hacker… i use hacksaw”
Can you hack into Roblox HQ to give me free robux?
Can you hack my boss’s wife’s computer and delete the naked pictures of me? I won’t pay you to do it though in fact you can pay me when you’re done. Lmk.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it…
i love the “what’s the job”
Hack the ones asking you to hack others 😂
Life finds a way.
Can you hax me some cash?
You’re brave for keeping your DMs open on reddit
Idk I think I’d help the dude that says “primitively”
It’s like the top gear special “this truck is corrupt!”
Hey sir, might I interest you in a job that involves breaking and entering 1s and 0s?
A really valuable life lesson would be to scam them. That way they can never get scammed again/s
“whats the job” instantly read that in a jason statham voice without even meaning to 😂
That 4th picture:
“Sure, I need your full name and student ID, and the email address of your schools principal.”
> sends screenshot of entire event to principal.
> evil laugh.
This is actually hilarious. that diy solution already cracked me up but the kid trying to hack his grades is funny as hell
Oh no, he’s back!
Can you hack the ATM machine at Danny’s grocery in Skokie Wisconsin rn? I’ll be here for the next 10 minutes. Thank you!
Hi sir, I would like to hire you. Pay is zero bucks and one up vote
I am
This you?
Can you hack my computer to have more RAM?
This guy workholds
Can you hack rockstar and release gta 6 ?
This reminds me of a time I posted that “the missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn’t—“ copypasta as a comment on an Instagram reel one time, and woke up the next morning to several DM requests from people asking for more information about missiles
Bro living in 2077 for sure. So above us.
Can I hire you to hack a tree? It is in the way of my view.
I am become hacker, destroyer of inbox
Dude is the PC MacGyver.
If it works it works.
Hii sir
Can you hack my computer and fill it full of cute puppy photos? Thanks 🙂
I will pay in sending you the puppy photos when you’re feeling down. It’s a win-win!
Can you hack my bank account and give me unlimited V bucks?
FBI sitting behind their desk like : I’ll get em next time for sure
Can u hack my mind so that I can stop disappointing my parents?
Oh god what have i done 😂
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Hello sir I have a hacking job for you, can you hack your hack so I can learn to hack?