V meets Morgan Blackhand. How would that turn out?

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  1. Wonderful-Coyote-714

    We’ve yet to see blackhand in action so it’s hard to tell, but it’s hard to see anyone stronger than V. V could beat smasher barehanded or with a dildo…

  2. commodore_stab1789

    Depends on the circumstances. Are they doing a job together? Are they against each other? Are they just chilling in the afterlife?

  3. Frenetic_Platypus

    Blackhand survived as long as he did by not picking stupid fights and V wouldn’t have much of a reason to have beef with him, so probably something like:

    -Hey. Heard you do some cool shit.

    -Heard the same about you.

    -Preem.

    -Cool.

  4. YvonnePHD

    Unless contracted, it’d be chill. One legend meets another, the part ways. Ships in the night.

  5. The-ValiGirl

    End up drinking together in the Afterlife, except maybe if one had a ‘preem gig on fatlining the other.

  6. This is always problem with video games, the characters will always be more OP that stuff outside of them cause they have to make it fun and fresh for us the player. Look at Star Wars games force unleashed and the Jedi games have created 2 super OP characters that you just can’t compare to characters outside of the games

  7. QueenCobra91

    my v would ask for a selfie and autograph and then be annoying by asking repeatedly if he could become his sidekick

  8. Lonely-Thought-1347

    Just looking at Morgan, why do I feel Karl Urban should be cast as him? It’s not just me, is it?

  9. Otherworldlyroots

    I don’t know exactly what would happen, but I know the hangover the next day would be legendary.

  10. FE4RR1424

    probably not well, he is another corpo enforcer at the end of the day

  11. Based on Power-Level V would win. But Lorewise Blackhand is a bit of a Batman-Style Character. With a little Preptime he’ll beat everyone. He would probably just stun V and pull the relic or bring Johnny to throw a tantrum to distract V.

  12. Big_Beaverrr_Reborn

    Why does he remind me of solid snake chat?

  13. ChromeAngel2077

    They likely wouldn’t fight but if they had to I’d say v. He’s just ridiculously overpowered

  14. In a fight against each other it’d depend on how chromed up V is, remember, you can have as little as the eyes and the grip.

  15. hammererofglass

    I think V would try very hard to not go into gushing hero worship mode and fail.

  16. Lucia_CBG

    I feel like someone already answered this question over on Ao3

  17. fourthdawg

    I imagine nothing, maybe even sitting down drinking together, sharing stories. Or better yet, they’ll work together for each own benefit without having to kill one another.

  18. UmbraHime

    they wouldnt have a reason to fight but if they did, V wins not even close. V has significantly more feats than him.

  19. hands_off_mymacaroni

    Casual setting like the afterlife? Fangirling over each others legendary feats, and also about breaking into arasaka tower

    Working together? Same thing

    Working against each other? They’d be really reluctant to fight, Morgan wouldn’t want to risk fighting a monster like V and V wouldn’t want to fight a legend like Morgan. If it had to happen then V would win

  20. AllISeeAreGems

    First off in my ideal scenario, it’d be Clancy Brown’s voice coming out of Blackhand.

    “So you’re the suicidal gonk Rogue’s been telling me about. Ah-ah, easy choom, I ain’t here to hurt ya. Trust me if I was, you wouldn’t have made it through the door without a foot wide hole in ya. Now, let’s have a little chat about that new tenant you got squattin’ in your brain pan.”

  21. “Of course Johnny would tell you he fought Smasher one on one and not mention me at all.”

  22. Kenta_Gervais

    Blackhand seen hell and back, used Smasher as a lolcow while nuking an HQ, twice in the same night, been so good as a Solo he created an entire guide of weaponry and a guide to how to be a Solo, and got so much on Boogeyman’s nerves that he decided to have a one-sided rivalry that Morgan himself never really cared about.

    V is nothing more than a lesser chromed Smasher, at the end of the day (high functioning cyberpycho, we could say) and nothing in their kit really stands out as cutting-edge (if not for the face implant from NUSA) so it’s pretty much chrome he knows about.

    Also, aside from maybe Erebus and Johnny’s Malorian, there’s no unique piece of weaponry he never possibly stumbled upon during his work (and keep in mind, he was in the military during the war too) that V uses, nor anything really whacky that V is able to use to outgun him.

    So my money are on the dude that invented V’s job entirely lol

  23. ericrobertshair

    V has CDPR plot armor, but Morgan has Mike Pondsmith plot tactical nukes.

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