Back in the day, this cooler was considered ridiculously large (it was ridiculously loud, tbf)
BaconHammer9000
can confirm. i had this exact cooler on my system at the time
DuBcEnT
I didn’t need these, I was the guy with 4 tornados and a fan controller. I would turn it on at game nights and slowly ramp up the speed. It sounded like a jet getting ready to launch from a carrier.
gafftaped
It’s giving turbo and I kind of love it
Death_Rises
It’s called a turbo, stole it out of some guys 85 civic.
annihilatorg
They were always sold as “silent” and were absolutely obnoxious rattling monsters at all running speeds. Compare to the real GOAT Zalman CNPS7000-CU assuming it would fit on your board. Lots of ram clearance issues.
Inexorably_lost
*loads up cyberpunk 2077 with path tracing at 4k*
*Computer reaches escape velocity and is never seen again*
What i had 😎. Still got it looking brand new in its box
kram_02
PCs were so much noisier back then if you wanted good cooling. I built my first one around 2001 or so. Standard fan size was still 80mm and if you wanted good airflow and you didn’t have a permium case with exotic fan sizes you had to just buy loud ones. Vantec Tornado fans were in style and what not lol.
GPU and chipset fans were tiny and whiny 🤮
KillerSpectre21
I’m a sucker for these older cooler designs, modern ones have the formula down for effectiveness but unfortunately there’s just nothing weird and cool like these anymore.
The Thermaltake SpinQ is my favourite but it’s quite a bit newer (2008-2010), also it may or may not lacerate your hand when mounting it.
Haha when I bought my first proper PC this was the cooler I bought, tbf it did look pretty rad for 2003. Remember this was the era of ricing cars etc so designs back then were wild
ELB2001
Dude you agree confusing the younglings
BtotheVV86
Oh yes. Hooked that badboy up to my Cooler Master Aerogate, check the temps under load on my Cooler Master Musketeer 2, uliminate the whole thing with 2 UV cold cathode lights. Glow in the dark everything… big time nerding
It was enough to build a whole retro computer around it lol. Can’t remember which one, but it was an AthlonXP on an A7N8X mobo. Those were good days
OutrageousStorm4217
Had one of these on my motherboards south bridge chipset, not sure if it did anything though….
ahandmadegrin
I had one that looked like a turbo fan jet engine. Cooled for shit, but boy was it cool. Wait, that, um, never mind.
UV_Blue
Hahaha, I had an Aero 7 on my P4 2.4C! That [motherboard](https://www.pcstats.com/articles/1547/index.html) was so badass. DFI LanParty 875 Pro. I still have the front-x and the case harness. It’s too bad they don’t make consumer/enthusiasts mobos anymore.
XFauni
“CPU cooler”. HUH? That fucker could cool my car 😂
Strongit
I miss the aesthetic of these things. My dad used to call them squirrel cage fans.
dj_vicious
Back in the day those 80mm case fans were little more than noisemakers. I remember around ’06 or so when the Antec Nine Hundred came out with that 200mm top fan and it was such a foreign concept to have real airflow.
Although PC components ran cooler back then, the multitude of little case fans and leaf blower GPU coolers meant that PCs never really ran quiet, even at idle.
Nowadays I have a 5000x that I swapped the front and top panels for the ‘d’ airflow ones. 6x 120s will certainly get a little noisy while gaming, but PCs today are virtually silent at idle.
Beneficial-News-2232
Still have little one on my x570 chipset 😇
Ritchie_Whyte_III
I always referred to them as a “squirrel cage blower”, which is an actual term for that type of fan.
When coolers were small you gotta move as much air as possible.
Mr_Pigg
My case in college has a giant plastic fan. Not too long in it started to rub against the outer plastic. Most annoying shit ever, just ended up taking off the case pannel
Rybrook
I had a thermaltake polo on my 2600 t-bred, it’s 3 blade fan it was soo loud.
I also had an Arctic Cooling NV silencer on my geforce 4.
I had one, it was quite loud. Back then we didn’t care as much though.
SubmissiveDinosaur
Sorry mr Decal, but I want to put my finger in it
H0vis
Back then a noisy PC was kind of necessary. Unless you wanted to lean into a very expensive and risky water cooling system or some sort of passive/low power cooling system that straight up wouldn’t do the job.
My old PC back in the day sounded like an air cavalry brigade dusting off when you tried to play a bit of Half Life 2 and it was a beautiful thing.
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Back in the day, this cooler was considered ridiculously large (it was ridiculously loud, tbf)
can confirm. i had this exact cooler on my system at the time
I didn’t need these, I was the guy with 4 tornados and a fan controller. I would turn it on at game nights and slowly ramp up the speed. It sounded like a jet getting ready to launch from a carrier.
It’s giving turbo and I kind of love it
It’s called a turbo, stole it out of some guys 85 civic.
They were always sold as “silent” and were absolutely obnoxious rattling monsters at all running speeds. Compare to the real GOAT Zalman CNPS7000-CU assuming it would fit on your board. Lots of ram clearance issues.
*loads up cyberpunk 2077 with path tracing at 4k*
*Computer reaches escape velocity and is never seen again*
It was all about that Zalman
https://preview.redd.it/109tb5yj349f1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fc15c64fe9d10c2663005f2daa278c28cf10c31
I made my Dad buy one of these and install it in his work PC.
Found it the other day while chasing my son around his computer room while visiting.
The year was 2003, I had this turbine mounted monstruosity
https://preview.redd.it/mqcgetbl449f1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c7f62b0457b29b2118dde5a45468af241ef1174
Squirrel cage. Looks ripped right out of a car.
Didn’t have those but Arctic Cooling was making some good third-party GPU coolers I was using to greatly enhance my experience.
I love the “no stick finger I here” sticker
https://www.newegg.com/zalman-cnps9500a-led/p/N82E16835118223?nm_mc=AFC-RAN-COM&cm_mmc=afc-ran-com-_-Cashback+on+Bing+for+non-Edge+browsers&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=afc-ran-com-_-Cashback+on+Bing+for+non-Edge+browsers&utm_source=afc-Cashback+on+Bing+for+non-Edge+browsers&AFFID=3624890&AFFNAME=Cashback+on+Bing+for+non-Edge+browsers&ACRID=1&ASUBID=oc5A05L8E_cFrofF6SHThByRNYxh5oOneJBUjF0uOIPJDS4CVbtxRs4abaFyZBjy&ASID=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bing.com%2F&ranMID=44583&ranEAID=3624890&ranSiteID=msYS1Nvjv4c-mj9eN9HLNdcxrK76.FHoQA
What i had 😎. Still got it looking brand new in its box
PCs were so much noisier back then if you wanted good cooling. I built my first one around 2001 or so. Standard fan size was still 80mm and if you wanted good airflow and you didn’t have a permium case with exotic fan sizes you had to just buy loud ones. Vantec Tornado fans were in style and what not lol.
GPU and chipset fans were tiny and whiny 🤮
I’m a sucker for these older cooler designs, modern ones have the formula down for effectiveness but unfortunately there’s just nothing weird and cool like these anymore.
The Thermaltake SpinQ is my favourite but it’s quite a bit newer (2008-2010), also it may or may not lacerate your hand when mounting it.
https://preview.redd.it/2k6yv80e649f1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0f1267ff959dbd648130e7a2c736730d43c3d75
Unfortunately wasn’t even that [great in 2010](https://www.techpowerup.com/review/thermaltake-spinq/) let alone now, really shows how the simple finstack tower approach is just more efficient.
Haha when I bought my first proper PC this was the cooler I bought, tbf it did look pretty rad for 2003. Remember this was the era of ricing cars etc so designs back then were wild
Dude you agree confusing the younglings
Oh yes. Hooked that badboy up to my Cooler Master Aerogate, check the temps under load on my Cooler Master Musketeer 2, uliminate the whole thing with 2 UV cold cathode lights. Glow in the dark everything… big time nerding
I miss the zalman coolers from AM2 or so.
https://preview.redd.it/6znbokwj749f1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09594765b56d1d15bc463a12e955603d757e7c93
Friend of mine had one of these. Was comically loud lol.
Don’t stick your finger or your dick in that
Ooh that’s nice!
A few years back I found a ducting mod for a thermaltake fan.
https://preview.redd.it/r9qk3mcm849f1.jpeg?width=1132&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=353fd89aacf34aa28f2431310fedd49057535505
It was enough to build a whole retro computer around it lol. Can’t remember which one, but it was an AthlonXP on an A7N8X mobo. Those were good days
Had one of these on my motherboards south bridge chipset, not sure if it did anything though….
I had one that looked like a turbo fan jet engine. Cooled for shit, but boy was it cool. Wait, that, um, never mind.
Hahaha, I had an Aero 7 on my P4 2.4C! That [motherboard](https://www.pcstats.com/articles/1547/index.html) was so badass. DFI LanParty 875 Pro. I still have the front-x and the case harness. It’s too bad they don’t make consumer/enthusiasts mobos anymore.
“CPU cooler”. HUH? That fucker could cool my car 😂
I miss the aesthetic of these things. My dad used to call them squirrel cage fans.
Back in the day those 80mm case fans were little more than noisemakers. I remember around ’06 or so when the Antec Nine Hundred came out with that 200mm top fan and it was such a foreign concept to have real airflow.
Although PC components ran cooler back then, the multitude of little case fans and leaf blower GPU coolers meant that PCs never really ran quiet, even at idle.
Nowadays I have a 5000x that I swapped the front and top panels for the ‘d’ airflow ones. 6x 120s will certainly get a little noisy while gaming, but PCs today are virtually silent at idle.
Still have little one on my x570 chipset 😇
I always referred to them as a “squirrel cage blower”, which is an actual term for that type of fan.
https://preview.redd.it/5lm71ls7c49f1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d387a0392fdd103520003558e85f6b3293112d31
I had the Jet 7. Oh boy lol
When coolers were small you gotta move as much air as possible.
My case in college has a giant plastic fan. Not too long in it started to rub against the outer plastic. Most annoying shit ever, just ended up taking off the case pannel
I had a thermaltake polo on my 2600 t-bred, it’s 3 blade fan it was soo loud.
I also had an Arctic Cooling NV silencer on my geforce 4.
https://preview.redd.it/kwvr6jfij49f1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a950bd91661bb14d4f332dd71d44acfa3b070914
I had one of those! 😮
I had one, it was quite loud. Back then we didn’t care as much though.
Sorry mr Decal, but I want to put my finger in it
Back then a noisy PC was kind of necessary. Unless you wanted to lean into a very expensive and risky water cooling system or some sort of passive/low power cooling system that straight up wouldn’t do the job.
My old PC back in the day sounded like an air cavalry brigade dusting off when you tried to play a bit of Half Life 2 and it was a beautiful thing.