BREAKING NEWS: john carmack aged and went to the gym a bit more than he used to
hobx
Turned from Gordon Freeman to Doom guy
phanta_rei
The wonders of TRT…
Curse-of-omniscience
“Anything you need from the shop, Corvo?”
ImaginaryToe777
Bro has been hitting the gear hard!
effreeti
John Wide-as-a-Carmack
hurlcarl
When you combine HGH and beatsaber.
Granhier
This isn’t anything new by the way, he has always been the active type.
For example, [here he chokes the fuck out of a guy twice his size](https://youtu.be/-dyNY6cRKPM?si=oo1ocxbgVo1ZpYcO&t=514) (even if it’s just for demonstration purposes, the whole thing almost went horribly wrong lol)
sch0k0
Dude focused on Beat Saber in semi-retirement
CaptCynicalPants
John Car-JACKED
Six_Semen_Samples
jacked carmack
MustacheBananaPants
Carmack? More like CarMAX.
That sounded funnier in my head…
Chester_Linux
From nerd to muscular old nerd
ZombieBlarGh
He got a new shirt!!!
redlancer_1987
I’m only one year younger than him, looks like I’ve got a lot of work to do…
also, jfc, is it just me or does Oculus not seem that long ago. My brain still registers it as a ‘new thing’
Andos_Woods
Playing pc makes you jacked
punknothing
John *Sole*mack
ShortBrownAndUgly
Reminds of Dave Chappelle’s transformation
Bluewater795
I always think this guy is like 70 years old and then I see him again and remember he’s not
Best-Hovercraft-5494
Hope he isn’t on the Elon trajectory…
Evenmoardakka
Perfected human analogue and Jace Hall asphyxiator,
Death-frightening scion capable of seeing beyond the illusionary world before our eyes, Engineering elemental and Luddite nemesis, Id Software co-founder and keeper of the forbidden code, master of the anti-life equation, Psychic supersoldier prototype and Brazilian jiu jitsu practitioner, The vessel that houses energy-based fourth-dimensional being
Hyperspace cybernetic intelligence and juvenile delinquent John Carmack (that second part is absolutely true, there is a much darker timeline where he kills us all)
Almost as long as settra.
stormdraggy
It’s happening. Interdimensional cosmic horror boltzmann brain eldritch diety and omnipotent master of the universe, time traveling super kami guru and immortal emperor of the multiverse John Carmack is leaking from the hyperbolic time chamber and about to drop a brand new paradigm shift of an update on reality’s game engine.
ChaosTheory0
Host organism for the consciousness of an ageless space-turtle and person who could easily understand, explain, and probably recreate FEAR’s AI in an afternoon with a pizza and a 2-liter of diet Coke.
Id Software co-founder and Keeper of the Forbidden code, master of the anti-life equation John Carmack
Tambi_B2
Time displaced neural net processor covered in what top military scientists in the 1960s could pass off for human tissue John Carmack
deathstrukk
he looks like jock Stephen king
absyrtus
damn didn’t realize you could still broaden your shoulders as you get older
PastaVeggies
Discovered the gym. Or built his own.
GoofySilly-
That’s a good transformation but I am constantly baffled by how so many people with loads of money don’t take the time to go to the gym. You could literally build one in your own house and pay a chef to cook you healthy meals packed with protein. It would be so simple.
ThenExtension9196
A little human growth hormone will do that.
Belzebutt
He aged better than his F50
MDParagon
good god he got swole and W I D E
PugLove69
This is what VR does to a gamer
bluerei
John Vanmack
SuperiorMove37
Carmack turned into truckbigmac
maikosan
Quad damage
Foostini
He’s always been Jock Carmack, where’ve you been
shadoks
That’s from Beat Saber
SirHungry
The longer John Carmack is on Earth, the stronger he will become.
StayBullGenius
Only when you’re young can only play games all day and not feel like a sack of shit. As you age you gotta do productive things, and gaming loses its luster. Which sucks because games are so much better now!
zehamberglar
Bro looks like he aged 10 years in the last decade.
qxyz99
Definitely TRT at the least but fair play man
LED_oneshot
TRT is awesome honestly.
gavinbcross
Why does he look like the cop from “Heat” that messes up the scope out.
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BREAKING NEWS: john carmack aged and went to the gym a bit more than he used to
Turned from Gordon Freeman to Doom guy
The wonders of TRT…
“Anything you need from the shop, Corvo?”
Bro has been hitting the gear hard!
John Wide-as-a-Carmack
When you combine HGH and beatsaber.
This isn’t anything new by the way, he has always been the active type.
For example, [here he chokes the fuck out of a guy twice his size](https://youtu.be/-dyNY6cRKPM?si=oo1ocxbgVo1ZpYcO&t=514) (even if it’s just for demonstration purposes, the whole thing almost went horribly wrong lol)
Dude focused on Beat Saber in semi-retirement
John Car-JACKED
jacked carmack
Carmack? More like CarMAX.
That sounded funnier in my head…
From nerd to muscular old nerd
He got a new shirt!!!
I’m only one year younger than him, looks like I’ve got a lot of work to do…
also, jfc, is it just me or does Oculus not seem that long ago. My brain still registers it as a ‘new thing’
Playing pc makes you jacked
John *Sole*mack
Reminds of Dave Chappelle’s transformation
I always think this guy is like 70 years old and then I see him again and remember he’s not
Hope he isn’t on the Elon trajectory…
Perfected human analogue and Jace Hall asphyxiator,
Death-frightening scion capable of seeing beyond the illusionary world before our eyes, Engineering elemental and Luddite nemesis, Id Software co-founder and keeper of the forbidden code, master of the anti-life equation, Psychic supersoldier prototype and Brazilian jiu jitsu practitioner, The vessel that houses energy-based fourth-dimensional being
Hyperspace cybernetic intelligence and juvenile delinquent John Carmack (that second part is absolutely true, there is a much darker timeline where he kills us all)
Almost as long as settra.
It’s happening. Interdimensional cosmic horror boltzmann brain eldritch diety and omnipotent master of the universe, time traveling super kami guru and immortal emperor of the multiverse John Carmack is leaking from the hyperbolic time chamber and about to drop a brand new paradigm shift of an update on reality’s game engine.
Host organism for the consciousness of an ageless space-turtle and person who could easily understand, explain, and probably recreate FEAR’s AI in an afternoon with a pizza and a 2-liter of diet Coke.
Recently we were wondering who that might be
https://preview.redd.it/3i5dxnc3wp7f1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b61632fd3f05b15babcd114ea5e634db5b05e43
Id Software co-founder and Keeper of the Forbidden code, master of the anti-life equation John Carmack
Time displaced neural net processor covered in what top military scientists in the 1960s could pass off for human tissue John Carmack
he looks like jock Stephen king
damn didn’t realize you could still broaden your shoulders as you get older
Discovered the gym. Or built his own.
That’s a good transformation but I am constantly baffled by how so many people with loads of money don’t take the time to go to the gym. You could literally build one in your own house and pay a chef to cook you healthy meals packed with protein. It would be so simple.
A little human growth hormone will do that.
He aged better than his F50
good god he got swole and W I D E
This is what VR does to a gamer
John Vanmack
Carmack turned into truckbigmac
Quad damage
He’s always been Jock Carmack, where’ve you been
That’s from Beat Saber
The longer John Carmack is on Earth, the stronger he will become.
Only when you’re young can only play games all day and not feel like a sack of shit. As you age you gotta do productive things, and gaming loses its luster. Which sucks because games are so much better now!
Bro looks like he aged 10 years in the last decade.
Definitely TRT at the least but fair play man
TRT is awesome honestly.
Why does he look like the cop from “Heat” that messes up the scope out.
Gym
John Carjacked