Shit, I couldn’t find a rock outside. No 9750X3D for me, I guess.
raiden124
I can’t even fry an egg correctly but this seems trivial.
Trying it now.
Dodel1976
welp, I’ve only a butter knife, toothbrush and white Vinegar, and it’s Sunday, guess I’m putting this off until tomorrow.
MonkeyCartridge
Title is a lie. This is clearly instructions for making a seep.
ParkerWilsonGC
C is done, how to make a P and U?
slipfan2
Hand me my crucible, boy.
tsunx4
“10 things TSMC is hiding from you! Watch until the end for a shocking result. NO CLICKBAIT!”
Booming_in_sky
In 2050, when the pressure of corporate and state surveillance is crushing, me and my bros are making 300 nm chips in our labs ourselves to communicate on safe platforms. Finally, real open source.
morbihann
This is extremely stupid. How do you even trick a rock into doing math for you ?
kendragon
The butter knife 🤣
Grand-Slammer49
How did we humans even figure this out?
OnyxSynthetic
How did humans come up with this in just half a decade, I’ll never know
OddBoifromspace
How someone figured out how to melt, burn, combine and do all this shit with raw materials to make a cpu or any modern electronic component is insane to me.
Difficult-Report5702
lgl_egl
Instructions too complicated ….dick stuck in ceiling fan.. kindly advise …
bringbackcayde7
this is why we have only two companies making desktop cpu
First, you take the dinglepop, and you smooth it out with a bunch of schleem.
Eternal_sorcerer
Wait that means I can build a cpu with a rock
chazragg
Crafting your own > buying the individual parts and assembling > pre built
The-Final-Reason
Why are instructions always unclear and I end up third leg stuck in toaster?
goodfriend_tom
What was step 14? I think I missed something, I baked a victoria sponge.
southwest_barfight
Linux users be like
No_Room4359
some of these parts might be kind of hard to do
DefactoAtheist
I’m utterly fascinated by how effortlessly this toes the line between tongue-in-cheek silliness and legitimately informative.
MasterRymes
I assemble the (EUV) Optics that make the lithography part of chipmaking („printing the structure on the wafer“). It’s the most important and complex part of making a chip.
Rocket science is a joke compared to it.
Mytra180
WTF, I followed every step and ended up making a 14900K.
30 Comments
Next GPU please
Shit, I couldn’t find a rock outside. No 9750X3D for me, I guess.
I can’t even fry an egg correctly but this seems trivial.
Trying it now.
welp, I’ve only a butter knife, toothbrush and white Vinegar, and it’s Sunday, guess I’m putting this off until tomorrow.
Title is a lie. This is clearly instructions for making a seep.
C is done, how to make a P and U?
Hand me my crucible, boy.
“10 things TSMC is hiding from you! Watch until the end for a shocking result. NO CLICKBAIT!”
In 2050, when the pressure of corporate and state surveillance is crushing, me and my bros are making 300 nm chips in our labs ourselves to communicate on safe platforms. Finally, real open source.
This is extremely stupid. How do you even trick a rock into doing math for you ?
The butter knife 🤣
How did we humans even figure this out?
How did humans come up with this in just half a decade, I’ll never know
How someone figured out how to melt, burn, combine and do all this shit with raw materials to make a cpu or any modern electronic component is insane to me.
Instructions too complicated ….dick stuck in ceiling fan.. kindly advise …
this is why we have only two companies making desktop cpu
How the hell did humans invent this???
This is what’s taking everyone’s jobs.
If anybody *actually* wants to make their own CPU, ben eater has a fantastic series here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyznrdDSSGM&list=PLowKtXNTBypGqImE405J2565dvjafglHU
First, you take the dinglepop, and you smooth it out with a bunch of schleem.
Wait that means I can build a cpu with a rock
Crafting your own > buying the individual parts and assembling > pre built
Why are instructions always unclear and I end up third leg stuck in toaster?
What was step 14? I think I missed something, I baked a victoria sponge.
Linux users be like
some of these parts might be kind of hard to do
I’m utterly fascinated by how effortlessly this toes the line between tongue-in-cheek silliness and legitimately informative.
I assemble the (EUV) Optics that make the lithography part of chipmaking („printing the structure on the wafer“). It’s the most important and complex part of making a chip.
Rocket science is a joke compared to it.
WTF, I followed every step and ended up making a 14900K.