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I'm not playing zombies before sleeping anymore 🤣(read description)
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I’m not playing zombies before sleeping anymore 🤣(read description)

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I was playing Shangri La on BO3 before bed. After going down around round 25, I went to bed.

When I woke up this morning I remember my dream, and it was weird.

I was stuck in Zetsubou No Shima with the Primis crew and an adult Samantha Maxis, but there were no zombies or other monsters, just us, all sitting around a fire Nikolai built.

Me and Takeo were cooking, while Nikolai was telling Samantha about his wives, and Richtofen and Dempsey were arguing (of course)

After eating the food, Richtofen got drunk on Nikolai's vodka and started trying to kiss me, but Dempsey slapped him 🤣

Nikolai passed out, Dempsey was ranting about his days in the marines and Richtofen was doodling in a notepad while singing German nursery rhymes. Meanwhile Samantha, Takeo and I were all talking about life.

I don't really know what happened after that, but I remember Richtofen trying to kiss me 🤣

My girlfriend told me that I told Richtofen to go away in my sleep too, which makes it even funnier.

DON'T PLAY ZOMBIES BEFORE BED UNLESS YOU TOO WANT TO BE KISSED BY RICHTOFEN!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

20 Comments

  1. Darkwing14_

    Freaktofen stay on timing even in dreams

  2. ZookeepergameProud30

    I gotta play more zombies before I go to sleep

  3. Natedoggsk8

    “No Rick No. This is not right!”

    ![gif](giphy|cAvJW4wdPHqjgsGaac)

  5. Common_Dot526

    Jason Blundell is hiding cutscenes in people’s dream

    You gotta do a side EE to continue the story

  8. lil_llama_money

    So when exactly do I start and stop playing before I sleep 👀

  9. Raserati7

    Reminds me of my dream after playing Attack of the Radioactive Thing. It all started with Elvira, the Crew, me and the Zombies having a beach Party. 👍😂

    It ended with me getting eaten alive by Crog-Zilla ☠️😭

  10. Ok_Yogurtcloset_4957

    My Freud-reading ass trying not to hyper-analyze this as wish fulfillment 😭🤣

  12. tom_606

    How do you even know how German nursery rhymes sound like xD

    This is genius, I wish I had dreams like you xD

    “Go away, Richtofen, stop trying to kiss me! XDXD

  13. Knautical_J

    The sad part is you probably didn’t even buy any doors

  14. RichtofensLittleGirl

    This would make me play it more often before going to sleep!
    Perhaps I should try it out…

  15. autistic_penguin_kai

    Bruh that’s wild can I have your dream instead, all I get is being downed and respawning next round with Ghost on my map 💀

    Or getting overrun by a zombie train in Tranzit 🙂

  16. NervousAd3957

    All I took from this is to play zombies before bed

  17. darkwolf-

    Bro accidentally dreamed traveled into the aether

  18. Zekt0r

    I played zombies before bed last night and I didn’t get this dream wtf

  20. Nxffy

    I want to be kissed my richtofen I will play before bed tonight

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