Gonk’s flatlined after lowballing eddies for a jigjig BD, better call a ripperdoc
Discourtesy-Call
See ya in the major leagues, Jack.
OutsideDrawer8508
I can fix myers
Hoshiko-Yoshida
I killed two video editors and didn’t think twice about doing it.
Effective-Lie-2355
Flaming Crotch Man.
EnzoF1
Viktor was my own personal Cus D’Amato in the boxing ring, a nearly good of friend as Jackie
suncrest45
Sinnerman is a great quest line that asks the question if people can truly change and find god in such a world. This is why, on my second playthrough, I shot the fucker in the head the second I laid eyes on him
msstranger355
You hear about what happened to Jotaro?
Effective_Pin6393
panam and i did it inside a tank.
AzuraSchwartz
His own choom shot him!
(Hmmm… OP hasn’t posted a sentence… I don’t think they have played it.)
upandtotheleftplease
I don’t give a fuck what the message says, I’ll just take your money and that weapon so NCPD will mark this job complete
Dark_Energy_13
“I got pegged by Meredith Stout and all I got was this lousy dildo.”
Florina_Laufeyson
Time waits for no choom.
ImWearingYourHats
Murdering the cyberpsychos after calling Regina
ItsNotBrendan
You look like a cut of fuckable meat. Are you?
🫃
OfficialSinCara
Quiet life or Blaze of Glory
Additional-Crow-3979
Hello V, are you even listening?
Thevshi
Hey choom! Can I interest you in a preem BD?
coffeeatomic
“Julio is a real bastardo”
foreverchinatown
Taste the love!
AlarmedEstimate8236
Iguana egg.
A-Nerd-Called-Mike
My dick theory’s starting to look like a real possibility.
Mayfinder_1
If I need your body, I’ll f*ck it!
SparrowCowboy_3920
No I’m not banging an 80 year old why is this even an option
jaytheplummer
I never leave home without Skippy.
the_mellojoe
I met Meredith Stout and she shoved my head into a truck, the next time I saw her she brought out the Dildonator 10k
Stustpisus
My ending sucked
sam_ysr
rattatatata
MichaelShay
The quiet life or a blaze of glory?
Outside_Expert3694
Damn now I get why he killed his father
SimpleNinja3549
Bum bum be dum bum bum be dum dum…
Fantastic-Code-8347
Sawdust and plastic
Automatic_Hall_8155
“How could I forget you, I’m wearing your god damn face.”
Spookiiwookii
According to most christian doctrine, I’m going to hell ☝️🤓
Ill-Interaction3547
I found the most famous netrunners refrigerator in the dump.
just_a_panda01
“a shot of vodka on the rocks, lime juice, ginger beer, and a splash of love”
NobushisHat
I have played Cyberpunk 2077 (20 cool)
Sixmlg
“Stick some iron in your mouth and pull the trigger”
BeanBagSize
Lizzy Wizzy gave me her headpiece and it messed up my hair.
DynamiteXXXX
Aliens kidnapped my wife and kids, help me celebrate!
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Johnny sends his regards
Goodnight Valerie, Today was a good day
i didnt forget a thing
Meet Hanako WHERE? No. No I don’t think i will.
I’M ALWAYS NEVER NOT NICE!
Gonk’s flatlined after lowballing eddies for a jigjig BD, better call a ripperdoc
See ya in the major leagues, Jack.
I can fix myers
I killed two video editors and didn’t think twice about doing it.
Flaming Crotch Man.
Viktor was my own personal Cus D’Amato in the boxing ring, a nearly good of friend as Jackie
Sinnerman is a great quest line that asks the question if people can truly change and find god in such a world. This is why, on my second playthrough, I shot the fucker in the head the second I laid eyes on him
You hear about what happened to Jotaro?
panam and i did it inside a tank.
His own choom shot him!
(Hmmm… OP hasn’t posted a sentence… I don’t think they have played it.)
I don’t give a fuck what the message says, I’ll just take your money and that weapon so NCPD will mark this job complete
“I got pegged by Meredith Stout and all I got was this lousy dildo.”
Time waits for no choom.
Murdering the cyberpsychos after calling Regina
You look like a cut of fuckable meat. Are you?
🫃
Quiet life or Blaze of Glory
Hello V, are you even listening?
Hey choom! Can I interest you in a preem BD?
“Julio is a real bastardo”
Taste the love!
Iguana egg.
My dick theory’s starting to look like a real possibility.
If I need your body, I’ll f*ck it!
No I’m not banging an 80 year old why is this even an option
I never leave home without Skippy.
I met Meredith Stout and she shoved my head into a truck, the next time I saw her she brought out the Dildonator 10k
My ending sucked
rattatatata
The quiet life or a blaze of glory?
Damn now I get why he killed his father
Bum bum be dum bum bum be dum dum…
Sawdust and plastic
“How could I forget you, I’m wearing your god damn face.”
According to most christian doctrine, I’m going to hell ☝️🤓
I found the most famous netrunners refrigerator in the dump.
“a shot of vodka on the rocks, lime juice, ginger beer, and a splash of love”
I have played Cyberpunk 2077 (20 cool)
“Stick some iron in your mouth and pull the trigger”
Lizzy Wizzy gave me her headpiece and it messed up my hair.
Aliens kidnapped my wife and kids, help me celebrate!