Not this time 🥀🥀🥀

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  1. DataVeinDevil

    I was so surprised he was a romance option honestly 🤣

  2. RedFlagSupreme

    [Suck] till my throat remembers every vein.

  3. WitchOfUnfinished-

    The fact that everything up to this point is the exact same for male and female V but then male V gets rejected

  4. Tiguilon

    Kerri is the only valid male romance option.

  5. Lucia_the_doll

    I’m sorry he gives me the ick. Kerry is canonically bi he should have been the male romance option for my female V

  6. imthegayest

    my female v is a lesbian and romances judy only when I got to this scene I was like 🤺GET AWAY🤺

  7. Hexnohope

    Im actually a little honestly peeved. Corpo v cant “to this” for every toast. It was a highlight seeing that and made me feel warm everytime.

  8. Appropriate_Mine

    My fem V just wants Panam 🙁

  9. Odd-Consequence9464

    Sry mate, I was aiming for Judy, but as a dude irl I felt “damn, sry bro”

  10. Dedprice77

    the way i was shocked when we were hanging out and his romance option just seemed like they came out of no where. Like i truly understood how some people feel when someone tries hitting on them and says “He gave me an Ick” because thats how i felt the entire time i was just trying to help him through a literal traumatic situation.

    I think in the next game.. maybe we can have romances that arent so..

    “Yeah, so my nephew got shot in the forehead point blank, 2 inches from my face… wanna grab a smoothie so i can try and get in your pants?”

    genuinely the dialogue options for him are like:

    > “We should split up”
    > We should stay together”
    > “We should BE together”
    > [sex]

  11. OneSaltyStoat

    He’s a good friend material, but a romance option? Not that I *dislike* it, but they introduced him far too early, and it all unravels way too quickly to consider proper romance.

  12. RumRogerz

    Even if my V was a woman or a gay man I would never. He is such a creep

  13. jmt8706

    I friend zone him on every playthrough.

  14. Embarrassed-Safe6184

    I was shocked when he turned down MascV. Maybe it’s the extra dangly earring or something. Of course, I was also irritated when he accused FemV of leading him on. I’m not the one who brought you home for dinner and a romantic view of the city, bro.

  15. Seelengst

    He’s hot, I know

    But like, I just got done hanging out with your sister and her children and it’s going to take a lot more than alcohol to make this vibe work for me

  16. BigChuyAAC

    When I played that mission first time playing game he gave me heavy diddy vibes lol… when I fell asleep in that RV while he watched I thought I got molested 😭😭😭😭

  17. mathias_freire

    He aint a bad guy, tbh. Just his romance feels weird. Dude, we just met yesterday, I wont sleep with you so quick.

  18. Cesar_21411

    LMAO i got this TikTok a little bit ago i was laughing my ass off lol.

  19. Serious-Brush-6347

    You get one of the best Johnny reactions tho it’s totally worth

    “You made me fuck a cop? Tries to wipe his lips off lol

  20. ![gif](giphy|PkLPBuyozY7F31wCxF)

    My V after I eat that Gumbo, and play the video game with the kids.

  21. Glittering-Set6184

    I just ended my first run and I allowed Rivers to love my female V

  22. Emperor_Pedro_II

    i get why cdpr made characters straight or gay but i rather everyone be bi like in baldurs gate. my fem V just want to be with kerry

  23. CorruptedReality359

    “In another time, in another life” –

  24. AceLizzy

    If only the character looked like the voice actor.

  25. Legendofnightcity7

    Right answer is: To night city!

  26. I got more gay vibes from him than any other character in the game

  27. hahabanero

    I remember encountering this for the first time and thinking to myself “whoa, this game is so immersive I can even romance random side characters? Dope!”

  28. Minotaur18

    Robbie Daymond deserved a better character 😩

  29. the_u_in_colour

    They really needed to pull a Baldurs Gate 3 and let us romance any character regardless of our gender.

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