Johnny: I’ve seen you masturbate V. And you’re *good.*
FlakyRazzmatazz5
“Don’t worry babe Johnny’s watching.”
Dameattree37
I like driving first person. I drive for a living, so first person driving in games like this feels nice.
I also don’t like Johnny. First impressions are everything, and our first meeting in V’s apartment was all sorts of relived trauma I wasn’t prepared for.
When dollar-store Argetlam appears in my passenger seat, I take great joy in turning toward him, whipping some iron in his face, and watching the rockerboy vanish. Often midsentence… Guns make him jumpy.
A few days ago, my roommate was watching me play. He’s heard my beef about Johnny but hasn’t seen much of my game play; so when we reached this mission with an old man selling Johnny’s records, he witnessed Johnny lie to me about a question the man had asked me, to test my authenticity as a Samurai fan. I spat out Johnny’s lie and got called for it, and my roommate was… displeased, to say the least. I had to explain that Johnny’s kind of a dick.
It’s my second playthrough, I’ve earned all the trophies, I know Johnny. Honestly, last time around I was a tougher person, serving in the armed forces, and Johnny didn’t bother me so much. I kind of liked him.
Now it’s a bit different. I stand where I stand now and he just ain’t my cup of tea.
gta3uzi
Ah, yes. The ever-present cuck chair. Present in every single motel and hotel room in the USA.
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Johnny: I’ve seen you masturbate V. And you’re *good.*
“Don’t worry babe Johnny’s watching.”
I like driving first person. I drive for a living, so first person driving in games like this feels nice.
I also don’t like Johnny. First impressions are everything, and our first meeting in V’s apartment was all sorts of relived trauma I wasn’t prepared for.
When dollar-store Argetlam appears in my passenger seat, I take great joy in turning toward him, whipping some iron in his face, and watching the rockerboy vanish. Often midsentence… Guns make him jumpy.
A few days ago, my roommate was watching me play. He’s heard my beef about Johnny but hasn’t seen much of my game play; so when we reached this mission with an old man selling Johnny’s records, he witnessed Johnny lie to me about a question the man had asked me, to test my authenticity as a Samurai fan. I spat out Johnny’s lie and got called for it, and my roommate was… displeased, to say the least. I had to explain that Johnny’s kind of a dick.
It’s my second playthrough, I’ve earned all the trophies, I know Johnny. Honestly, last time around I was a tougher person, serving in the armed forces, and Johnny didn’t bother me so much. I kind of liked him.
Now it’s a bit different. I stand where I stand now and he just ain’t my cup of tea.
Ah, yes. The ever-present cuck chair. Present in every single motel and hotel room in the USA.