lowkey silver hand is just like.. a guy, i mean assuming smasher just stood there i guess he does have that cool looking elbow spike maybe a few thousand flying elbows to the forehead might do the trick
Zolnar_DarkHeart
I just realized the lights on Smasher’s optics makes him look like he’s reverse cross-eyed…
Level_Hour6480
Smasher’s canonical “fight” with Johnny was immediately cutting him in half before Johnny knew what happened.
ImpulsiveApe07
**Smasher** :
“Sorry, Johnny boy.. Even with 100 of you here, **all you’ve done is make this more fun for me**. Anyway, enough talk!”
*Cue slaughter of all the Johnny clones, except one.
As the last Johnny gasps pitifully with his dying breaths, Smasher leans in over him*
**Smasher** : “Your flesh is weak, and you disgust me!”
*Facestomps Johnny*
CanisZero
i mean bare knuckle or with malorians? because I’m pretty sure volume of fire would chip smasher away.
man_of_mann
Smasher is Smashed if Johnny boy has his gun. Probably
dazink27
Technically, V is an extension Johnny Silverhand, therefore only one is needed.
Xtic4l
Do the Johnny’s have nukes? If yes, Johnny’s. If not Adam
Simppaaa
Smasher probably wins but depending on the tools it might not be as clear cut
If Smasher has his kit from Cyberpunk 2077 and all the Johnnies have their guns, I don’t think even Adam Smasher could withstand that sheer volume of high caliber fire
ShrimpCrackers
100 duck sized Johnny Silverhands or one action-figure sized Adam Smasher?
anon_the_nameless
Johnny has a pocket sized rifle, but Adam has a sandy, shoulder mounted missile launcher and a machine gun of his own. It’s not looking good for Johnny.
DevilSCHNED
Smasher. It isn’t like with a gorilla where you could tire him out — Smasher doesn’t *get* tired. And unlike a gorilla that would run from 100 men, Smasher would run TOWARDS the 100 Johnnys, simply because he loves shit like that. If they don’t have guns, Smasher picks them off bare-handed. He’s a lot smarter than a gorilla and can actually strategize when it comes down to it. So can the Johnnys, but it wouldn’t really work in their favor when they’re simply too weak to do much.
If they BOTH have guns… I think it’s a more even fight. Johnny’s Malorian would definitely do a lot of damage in such a massive crowd, however if Smasher has a sandy, it makes it a whole lot more difficult. He’ll be cutting through Johnnys like tissue paper before they deal a significant amount of damage, not to mention Smasher can leap into the fucking air and shoot rockets.
Practical_Orchid_568
Is everyone forgetting how op johnnys gun is. If they actually let you shoot in that cutscene you could’ve wiped everyone with 1 mag
BraxxIsTheName
By the end of the fight you’d have 200 Johnny Silverhands
Detoxpain
Does Johnny have his memory gun that does a million damage?
HuckleberrySoggy6636
100 true power malorian shots would probably obliterate smasher. At least in the frame he uses in 2077
S0me0neLazy
Choom, if you’re gonk enough to say Smasher, you have got to be the most chromed up punk I’ve seen. Ts can’t be real 💔🥀 they did Johnny dirty
brotatowolf
The johnnys might win in the TTRPG
ImStuckInNameFactory
smasher has a sandevistan, so he could take down all 100 silverhands in like 4 seconds
Aldehin
Adam, all Johnny will be pants down mesuring each other’s dick to know which one has the biggest, bc he’s the only one who could be the real one. And all the other will not accept his win.
In fact, Adam doesnt have to do shit
Evo8_Kim
What if, 100 Vs, different players vs 10 adam smasher?
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I’m a glazer so Smasher wins
lowkey silver hand is just like.. a guy, i mean assuming smasher just stood there i guess he does have that cool looking elbow spike maybe a few thousand flying elbows to the forehead might do the trick
I just realized the lights on Smasher’s optics makes him look like he’s reverse cross-eyed…
Smasher’s canonical “fight” with Johnny was immediately cutting him in half before Johnny knew what happened.
**Smasher** :
“Sorry, Johnny boy.. Even with 100 of you here, **all you’ve done is make this more fun for me**. Anyway, enough talk!”
*Cue slaughter of all the Johnny clones, except one.
As the last Johnny gasps pitifully with his dying breaths, Smasher leans in over him*
**Smasher** : “Your flesh is weak, and you disgust me!”
*Facestomps Johnny*
i mean bare knuckle or with malorians? because I’m pretty sure volume of fire would chip smasher away.
Smasher is Smashed if Johnny boy has his gun. Probably
Technically, V is an extension Johnny Silverhand, therefore only one is needed.
Do the Johnny’s have nukes? If yes, Johnny’s. If not Adam
Smasher probably wins but depending on the tools it might not be as clear cut
If Smasher has his kit from Cyberpunk 2077 and all the Johnnies have their guns, I don’t think even Adam Smasher could withstand that sheer volume of high caliber fire
100 duck sized Johnny Silverhands or one action-figure sized Adam Smasher?
Johnny has a pocket sized rifle, but Adam has a sandy, shoulder mounted missile launcher and a machine gun of his own. It’s not looking good for Johnny.
Smasher. It isn’t like with a gorilla where you could tire him out — Smasher doesn’t *get* tired. And unlike a gorilla that would run from 100 men, Smasher would run TOWARDS the 100 Johnnys, simply because he loves shit like that. If they don’t have guns, Smasher picks them off bare-handed. He’s a lot smarter than a gorilla and can actually strategize when it comes down to it. So can the Johnnys, but it wouldn’t really work in their favor when they’re simply too weak to do much.
If they BOTH have guns… I think it’s a more even fight. Johnny’s Malorian would definitely do a lot of damage in such a massive crowd, however if Smasher has a sandy, it makes it a whole lot more difficult. He’ll be cutting through Johnnys like tissue paper before they deal a significant amount of damage, not to mention Smasher can leap into the fucking air and shoot rockets.
Is everyone forgetting how op johnnys gun is. If they actually let you shoot in that cutscene you could’ve wiped everyone with 1 mag
By the end of the fight you’d have 200 Johnny Silverhands
Does Johnny have his memory gun that does a million damage?
100 true power malorian shots would probably obliterate smasher. At least in the frame he uses in 2077
Choom, if you’re gonk enough to say Smasher, you have got to be the most chromed up punk I’ve seen. Ts can’t be real 💔🥀 they did Johnny dirty
The johnnys might win in the TTRPG
smasher has a sandevistan, so he could take down all 100 silverhands in like 4 seconds
Adam, all Johnny will be pants down mesuring each other’s dick to know which one has the biggest, bc he’s the only one who could be the real one. And all the other will not accept his win.
In fact, Adam doesnt have to do shit
What if, 100 Vs, different players vs 10 adam smasher?