The possibilities would be endless.

23 Comments

  1. Masterchief1785

    ![gif](giphy|eIxfqYj49VsaTbFKJ4)

  2. creamcolouredDog

    this sub is so corny sometimes

  3. BlackS0ul

    Will there be sales for indulgence, weddings, baptisms, etc?

  4. DontMilkThePlatypus

    Gabin would never be associated with pedophilia.

  5. jinladen040

    And get charged 30% on every prayer? Nah, I’m good, Cuh. 

  6. EX7mattchew7X3

    Lord Gaben taken to its ultimate conclusion!

  7. DarthProzac

    Send up the white smoke. He has been chosen!

  8. phatmahn

    I feel like the cross needs to be replaced by a golden crowbar.

  9. bastardoperator

    Ahh yes, the man making billions off children gambling who steals 40% from every developer. He’d probably be a good pick…

  10. Meatslinger

    We’ll have Pope Gabe Newell I, Gabe Newell II, and then people will spend the remainder of their lives waiting for a worthy successor.

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