Best reason to be a dark elf for that fire resistance
-DazedBear
Damn and I thought gonorrhea burned.
frix86
You might develop a burning sensation from that.
Dat_Lion_Der
That’s a spicy bunt cake,
One_andMany
Is the Oblivion remaster worth getting for someone who never played it before? I played Skyrim and I enjoyed it but I wouldn’t want to put up with those types of Bethesda bugs again if that’s still an issue.
Adam_235
I didn’t realize what I was looking at at first. I regret zooming in now.
SirOakin
Damn *that’s h o t*
SupertoastGT
*Makes 100% fire resistance spell* Would smash.
Foray2x1
There is a big booty mod out for them already on nexus mods. Called “thiccer than a snicker flame atronach” or something like that for all you scientists.
GUYS DID YOU EVER PLAYED THIS GAME “Before Your Eyes”
kopecs
Hot Ashe
roribaba
I thought it was Ember Heirloom for a sec
sylva748
Fine. I guess I’ll post it…
I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the Flame Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach. I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with—especially non-humans! I’d rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.
The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human’s natural habitat. The Planes of Oblivion is the Flame Atronach’s natural habitat.
Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know that I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Markynaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.
Pun_In_Ten_Did
Asstronach*
Toast3r
I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the Flame Atronaches in The Elder Scrosis IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to nave sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach Casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I Still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with Her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach. I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with— especially non-humans! I’d rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.
The Flame Atronach and | go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human’s natural habitat. The Planes of Oblivion is the Flame Atronach’s natural habitat.
Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion. The Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know that I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Markynaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dragon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.
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Need a fire resistance potion for this one
fire butt
God damn the magmussy just hanging out?!
*Flame Atronocussy*
That’s some fine lava cake
Best reason to be a dark elf for that fire resistance
Damn and I thought gonorrhea burned.
You might develop a burning sensation from that.
That’s a spicy bunt cake,
Is the Oblivion remaster worth getting for someone who never played it before? I played Skyrim and I enjoyed it but I wouldn’t want to put up with those types of Bethesda bugs again if that’s still an issue.
I didn’t realize what I was looking at at first. I regret zooming in now.
Damn *that’s h o t*
*Makes 100% fire resistance spell* Would smash.
There is a big booty mod out for them already on nexus mods. Called “thiccer than a snicker flame atronach” or something like that for all you scientists.
You can eat lava… Once…. Worth it !
Oh shit, OGLAF HIT BITCHES. NSFW
https://www.oglaf.com/cumsprite/6/
Hear me out….
That’s some hot bitches.
M’daedra
GUYS DID YOU EVER PLAYED THIS GAME “Before Your Eyes”
Hot Ashe
I thought it was Ember Heirloom for a sec
Fine. I guess I’ll post it…
I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the Flame Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach. I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with—especially non-humans! I’d rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.
The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human’s natural habitat. The Planes of Oblivion is the Flame Atronach’s natural habitat.
Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know that I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Markynaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.
Asstronach*
I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the Flame Atronaches in The Elder Scrosis IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to nave sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach Casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I Still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with Her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach. I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with— especially non-humans! I’d rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.
The Flame Atronach and | go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human’s natural habitat. The Planes of Oblivion is the Flame Atronach’s natural habitat.
Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion. The Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know that I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Markynaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dragon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.