Listen, Melissa. Yes. *Obviously* the feeling I get from the sensation of the tip of a mantis blade clicking against someone’s spine, that moment of resistance before it just crunches right through, is pretty much equivalent to cranking a hitachi to full blast. Why else would I *have* mantis blades?
But it’s also not, like, my whole personality. I have other stuff going on. I’m reading Dune right now, trying to learn to cook, got a tabletop game on weekends. You need to get a fuckin’ grip.
And, also, here’s my holo. Call me when you get off shift. Might be able to help with that *grip.*
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Godhand meme in 2025 wow
Listen, Melissa. Yes. *Obviously* the feeling I get from the sensation of the tip of a mantis blade clicking against someone’s spine, that moment of resistance before it just crunches right through, is pretty much equivalent to cranking a hitachi to full blast. Why else would I *have* mantis blades?
But it’s also not, like, my whole personality. I have other stuff going on. I’m reading Dune right now, trying to learn to cook, got a tabletop game on weekends. You need to get a fuckin’ grip.
And, also, here’s my holo. Call me when you get off shift. Might be able to help with that *grip.*
What?
https://preview.redd.it/f3k5e0wp2yue1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5af8202ac48d984c9c53f6e82e051a129f6057e9
Johnny in the background
GOD HAND?