You streamers need to back off
Me and my fellow gamer dads are all really enjoying the game again, I get to tactically hold positions while we complain about our b*tch wife’s before we have to change diapers.
I’ve got my buttplug hooked up to my controller for those intense moments when someone tries to push the building I’ve been tactically holding for 20 minutes. I’ve been having great orgasms as I get my one kill with my mines on the stairs, HARD ads’ on the door… am I right gamers
All our gamer dads shit and cum buckets are filled to the brim
- stay frosty a fellow marmot
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It was streamers and content creators who pushed developers to make this iteration of warzone, a lot of them play tested early builds and how the game is now is because a lot of their feedback.
amazing shitpost
Tactical as in camping in one building with your entire squad with prox mines at every entrance for the entire game?
They just don’t know what a REAL BR is. This one takes SKILL. Started gaming during covid so I think I know my shit…
Tomar no cu cê não quer não, né?
We get it
You connect your butt plug to a controller with a cord? That’s absolutely disgusting. Blue tooth butt plugs exist you heathen.
Stupid fucking marmot
This is hilarious cus all this dudes been doing in the subreddit is posting gifs of marmots on posts for some reason lmao.
Also wouldnt be surprised if this isnt ironic cus its a Clash of Clans and Clash Royale player lol
Mans basically said this is rat heaven. I get to pitch a tent on a roof and do nothing until we’re force to move and I lose, time of my life.
Im so glad us fellow Vermdamsk OGs are finally sticking up to the complaining, crying, and obviously cheating streamers
BUFF AIM ASSIST!