Better a car trafficker than a human one i always say

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  1. Starblast16

    Apparently Jackie got bad vibes from Wako. All of the main quests in Act 1 up to The Heist have a description that’s written by Jackie to V. Read The Gig’s description the next time you have a chance.

  2. Jeremy_Melton

    The only good thing you get for doing Wakako’s gigs is Byakko (and the Rogue Gig afterwards). El Capitan is essentially that fun uncle. Wakako is essentially that relative you can’t stand.

  3. Correct_Arrival323

    El Capitan and Dakota are the only fixers I would love to hang out with and crack open a beer, listening to their stories.

  4. OtherwiseFlamingo448

    He the kinda fixer to call you just to ask how your day was.

  5. DismalMode7

    those characters are the extremes of the spectrum

    captain knows how shitty corpo world is and his activities help santo domingo people, wakako is just coldblood, she doesn’t care to sell “damaged” dolls to scavengers to record x-bd and she doesn’t even care to send someone to kill tyger claws if she can get a profit from that

  6. Vulpes_99

    Nah, Wakako is all about business, and she’s pretty clear about it. I don’t really like her, but I have to admit she’s a survivor, outliving all those husbands (I mean, if it wasn’t her who put them under…) and growing that old in Night City, of all places… And she can get things done.

    On the other hand, I would respect El Capitan a lot more if he just dressed better. I mean, he takes care of the vulnerable people in a whole district while being such a busy fixer, but he can’t “fix” his wardrobe and hair? Really?

    But the only fixer I really hate is Dino. As I said in the past, his image is all over the place. Dresses like a punk but acts like a businessman? Not to talk about the arrogance… Ugh…

  7. gummigummasson

    Yeah but that katana you get after her last gig goes hard

  8. SomeRandomGuyO-O

    Wakako is literally responsible for Evelyn getting tortured and sexually assaulted by the scavs. That bitch belongs in hell.

  9. Asundaywarrior

    hahahahaha this made me laugh way longer than i should have!

  10. OneSaltyStoat

    You could easily make a tierlist of fixers from the most morally sound to the most morally fucked up, and Wakako would be just a tier above Dex, if not *next* to him.

  11. PancakeParty98

    I think it’s cool that wakako’s cyberware doesn’t target tygerclaws

  12. Apokolypse09

    El Capitan is the best. I feel like he aligns with my morality the most out of anyone. Also he gives a dope car.

  13. Nukleon

    I just hate how El Capitan has the exact same voice as that other fixer except with a hokey Hispanic accent. Really confused me at first. Alec Newman is a talented guy but they really shouldn’t have made him voice two fixers.

  14. DestyTalrayneNova

    Funny thing I think I remember reading on the wiki, but Wakako didn’t actually want to be part of the Tyger Claws. Her first husband turned out to be a member or something and with his death (that she didn’t cause) she ended up as a part of the gang in some form or another. I could be misremembering though so take that with a bowl of salt

  15. sawwcasm

    El Capitàn dresses like a Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon character without the irony.

    Dude looks like someone saw Kung Fury’s Hackerman and thought it was the peak of design.

    “I may die tonight, and I am at peace with it, because it means I will no longer share a planet with Muamar’s yeeyee-ass haircut,” to quote Daniels before we stole that truck.

  16. EricAntiHero1

    Joy? Guy gives you a carjacking mission with a timer and a car chase that has you drop off the ride on the opposite end of the map and you’re one second late and he busts your balls. No. He doesn’t spark joy.

    Padre sparks joy.

  17. Rising_Thunderbirds

    El Capitan is a cool dude. And he has a good head on his shoulders as well. I love doing gigs for him.

  18. KatyaBelli

    Wakako Okada is my QUEEN YOU BACK OFF

  19. jabberwagon

    Wakako is rude as fuck, but she is also an old woman who has been excelling at a game where people die young for longer than you have been alive. You don’t need to like her, but you’d best respect her.

  20. -V1Ultrakill

    Dino, padre, hands, and capitan are my favorite fixers.

    They just have great vibes

  21. HeavensHellFire

    Whoever signs the check sparks joy.

  22. After_Base4955

    Hands, Regina, Padre, and El Capitan are the GOAT fixers.

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