All you need now is a choom named Jackie and a chip to steal

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  1. aethermath87

    The big truck remind me of the transport truck in the movie “I, Robot”, so it’s probably full of robots that look like Elon Musk being delivered to its fans… or just full of totally legal, non dangerous flamethrowers you can use to melt the snow in your driveway. If you got all references, congrats!

  2. Xilvereight

    At this point, this subreddit is more “random bullshit” than Cyberpunk.

  3. ReplyNotficationsOff

    I wouldn’t get in one . I’m walking

  4. Tylenol187ForDogs

    He’s still mad they wouldn’t put him in the game and is taking it out on the rest of us.

  5. Cloud_N0ne

    I love Tesla but they really need to come up with better naming schemes.

    “Cybertruck”, “Cybercab”, and “Robovan” all just sound terrible.

  6. The rogue versions of Delamain you have to track down and shut off, would be more trustworthy than this shit.

  7. DedicatedDetective34

    *Sees a tailgater*

    “Cybercab, initiate combat mode.”

  8. LtColonelColon1

    Muskrat could never even try to imitate Delamain. Don’t insult my bro like that.

  9. IridescenceFalling

    That cybercab atleast looks better than the cybertruck.

  10. TrackLabs

    Delamain actually works tho. And doesnt break down after 2 Miles.

  11. DiceCubed1460

    Dogshit design.

    V wouldn’t even take a shit in these. Or in anything designed by Elon Musk, really.

    Elon Musk is an asshole. A profiteering, alt-right billionaire polluting minority neighborhoods and complaining about being a victim despite all the people he’s hurting. A supposed “free speech absolutist” who supports political candidates that want to make it a crime to criticize them. And who amplifies alt-right assholes on the platform he bought and is currently destroying in an attempt to influence politics.

    Teslas shut off autopilot MILLISECONDS before a crash so that they don’t have to claim responsibility for the crashes. Despite their faulty tech being responsible for it.

    He’s also begun polluting a mostly black neighborhood in south Memphis with a useless “supercomputer” that uses up more power than the entire neighborhood combined, all without even allowing them to voice their complaints. And he’s doing this without the legal permits required for such a facility.

    Almost every good thing Elon has ever done was actually one of his employees having to explain to him why it would be a good PR move and then doing it on his behalf. Most of which were later fired for trying to continue doing good things with his money. When he actually gets involved in something at one of his companies, he always ruins whatever it is they were working on. Because he insists he knows better than his employees and forces them to go along with his plans under threat of firing.

    If there’s one person alive today that embodies megacorporations and all their horribleness from cyberpunk, it’s Elon Musk. Though assholes like Bezos are close behidn.

  12. Pistonenvy2

    wow no way a new overpromise from elon!? man i cant wait to see how much of an underdelivery this is.

    this is literally just another ugly car and ugly bus. we have those already and they are better than anything tesla makes and will probably ever make.

    they dont even have stupid names either. its like he wants his projects to fail lol

  13. OTMallthetime

    Several of my friends got Teslas and I can’t wait to get mine. Model Y 2025.

  14. Traditional_Rise_347

    Is this real cod they look like ass

  15. smokestack_ghoul

    The irony of how Musk is happy to adopt the name and visage of the cyberpunk genre, yet he is too narcissistic to recognize he’d be the villain in all of those stories.

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