Mom asked if I’m doing drugs. How do I respond?

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  1. Sqribblz

    damn kids nowadays… one minute youre shooting up MX-6… next minute you’re huffing coolant. Whats wrong with you people?!

  2. Yes, I’m doing hardcore drugs.

    Then grab the syringe and pretend to inject yourself and fall to the ground

  3. OntarioGuy430

    It would be a messy looking overdose.

  4. NIT3MARK3T

    Show her the product page on Amazon and proceed to laugh at her face as much as you can.

  5. Dopa-Down_Syndrome

    Just say you’re addicted to cool temps and inject it into your veins

  6. Broad_Remove_392

    Oh yeah that stuff really cools you off man 😮‍💨

  7. CodAlternative8645

    This guy tried selling me fent in a packing lot

  8. thatfordboy429

    “If only, it would be cheaper…”

  9. spacemanspliff-42

    Saying it would be cheaper is the right answer. I could have so much heroin right now, making millions… Actually, I gotta go.

  10. Wumbologists

    Make her a write an essay about what thermal paste is.

  11. PositiveToday1224

    tell her youre just trynna fit in 😂😂

  12. Hefty_Historian8123

    Say “It’s not a drug, it’s a hormone, and test is perfectly safe”

  13. DwarfPaladin84

    Back in my day, we shot up MX-4 and liked it!

  14. Ok-Equipment8303

    “mom, it’s a computer item called thermal compound. I’ll show you what it is and where I bought it. *squirt a little out on the table* metal doesn’t actually transfer heat to other metal very well so you need this stuff to help the heat move between two metal surfaces. If the computer parts got too hot they’d break so it’s really important.”

  15. SignalGladYoung

    yes pc is my addiction I meant hobby.

  16. MajinGengar

    Tell her its a new drug thats gonna let you reach new highs at cool lows

  17. thadude23

    Yeah Mom it’s PCP. Personal computer projects

  18. Lothar93

    Tell her that with this drug you can get your fix of FPS, the worst of all drugs

  19. It’s the MX-6 thats pretty cool, you’re taking hot stuff. But be careful, many people before you have misjudged their ability to get the dosage right and that can result in either a mess, or in the worst case get the brain of the operation killed. I tried the shiny stuff once, even with inside and outside treatment, but i think getting some mx-6 is enough nowadays as long as you balance everything right.

  20. KernelPanic-42

    How has this not been downvoted into oblivion?

  21. CitySeekerTron

    “Mom, I’ve been under pressured and feeling a lot of heat. I needed something to cool down and to let me perform. I promise you that I’m not looking to burn out.”

  22. TReaper14

    Tell her that you’ll figure it out, and that you just need a pepsi

  23. slayez06

    yes mom it’s a new drug called FPS and it’s super addicting, it’s cost me thousands of dollars.

  24. No mother, what I’m doing is way more addictive and expensive !

  25. axiomatic13

    ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI, AND SHE WOULDN’T GIVE IT TO ME!

  26. Titanusgamer

    say that you use it after eating tacos to bring temperature down

  27. Wait till you need to fix loudy fans, people use actual syringe with needle to lube them

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