I’m not sure how they’re going to make sex with Goofy.
raisedbytides
Ill fix your title for you..
“Epic wants more of the Disney licensing to make another money factory Fornite clone”
Stilgar314
And they’ll be needing to pay for lots of micro transactions until they’re lucky and get what “they ever wanted”.
aurasdreams_xo
Finally a game where I can fight the Evil Queen while trying to get my 30th selfie with Mickey
AlwaysChewy
A good Star Wars movie?
duerra
This has the makings of all the things players reject. Crossovers nobody asked for, derivative gameplay lacking interesting and new game mechanics, predatory monetization practices, gameplay restrictions due to licensing agreements, paint by numbers gameplay, etc.
A game designed by suits instead of artists and game designers to try and make ungodly amounts of money, completely missing the forest for the trees.
Revo_Int92
Fuck you Disney
I_T_Gamer
A Disney Fortnite is NOT what every Disney fan ever wanted. I’m a Disney fan, I have about 3 hours in Fortnite…. I see no good coming of this. I’ve not paid much attention, but have any of the “Fortnite Concerts” actually had people show up?
Salt-Speech7968
Yeah sure I always dreamed about the ultimate crossover game and not lore accurate interactions.
Come on, I was already whining about Luke Skywalker not having the right skin at the battle of Hoth in BF2 and you expect me to put up with a crossover game lol
Monchi83
Make new animated movies and stop making remake live action stuff?
Is it true finally I am overjoyed
Chrippin
Two megacorps get together to make expensive crack for kids
splash_43
Finally, a game where I can kill all the Suits who run that hollow soulless husk of a company
Count_Rugens_Finger
“the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world. Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. “
ZeroZetaZams
They’re making KOTOR 3?
Theinsulated
finally a fully feature Girlfriend Experience with Minnie Mouse
ThisNameDoesntCount
Marvel vs DC?
Naptasticly
OG Star Wars Remakes
/s
Frostypancake
Toontown 2?
CrisuKomie
Smash bros but Disney?
KNIGHTFALLx
A sale of Star Wars/Lucasfilm back to George Lucas?
Airmanoops
most epic games are so blahhh
thereiam420
They’re remaking all the kotor games completely faithfully and canonizing them?
Edit:also Jedi knight and Jedi academy
FeistyBlacksmith4245
I don’t believe them.
Anemeros
Narrator: It was not what everyone wanted
jagenigma
An open world Disney game where you can visit every single Disney owned franchise with any character in the Disney universe, even down to the cruelty drawn npcs?
OberonFirst
Disney princess dating sim
UncleBlob
I can finally fuck Tigger?
MrRoboto12345
I want a Roger Rabbit sequel, can they make that?
Glodraph
Go bankrupt and never touch those IPs ever again? Sign me up.
iamisandisnt
A government intervention to break up the Dismay (I mean Disney) monopoly?
fallenouroboros
KOTOR 3?
iLLiCiT_XL
A good Boba Fett game? Or a game where Jedi and Sith can cut limbs? KOTOR sequel?
swallowing_bees
“From a player perspective, you want to be able to flow between a Fortnite experience, a Disney experience, or any experience really”
Hell no. I like very walled-off, siloed experiences. It’s like that dumbass Call of Duty HQ horseshit where like 3 or 4 different CoD games all live. I want exactly one executable for each CoD game that have absolutely no connection to the others.
Boz0r
A trashcan of all their IP?
RetroRayStudios
Oh goody, another sub par game with oodles of microtransactions inbound.
DoughNotDoit
a Fuck saying Goofy would be nice
kamandi
A modern upscaling of the original Star Wars trilogy, without Lucas’ asinine additions and re-edits.
TotalCyberNet
If it isn’t Split/Second 2, I don’t want it
PagesOf-Apathy
An R-rated Star Wars game?
Iron_Elohim
A new timeline and better movies for episodes 7, 8, & 9?
apostroffie
Can we move on from hero shooters and battle royale now?
It’s stale.
Atlanos043
What I would want is a really good really Disney focussed RPG where the Disney characters are the stars (that isn’t Kingdom Hearts. Kingdom Hearts by itself is great but by now I feel that, depending on the mood, it either focusses too much on their OCs or just does the Disney story without any variety. I want major disney heroes teaming up to fight major disney villains in a big singleplayer party-based RPG.)
jonfitt
“players will be able to come into the Disney universe “in the Disney front door or the Fortnite front door.” But they’ll connect on the backend to the same cosmetic “lockers” and social graph. ”
Pass
ASassoNation
Oh oh man, they’re teasing the abolishing capitalism arc!
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I’m not sure how they’re going to make sex with Goofy.
Ill fix your title for you..
“Epic wants more of the Disney licensing to make another money factory Fornite clone”
And they’ll be needing to pay for lots of micro transactions until they’re lucky and get what “they ever wanted”.
Finally a game where I can fight the Evil Queen while trying to get my 30th selfie with Mickey
A good Star Wars movie?
This has the makings of all the things players reject. Crossovers nobody asked for, derivative gameplay lacking interesting and new game mechanics, predatory monetization practices, gameplay restrictions due to licensing agreements, paint by numbers gameplay, etc.
A game designed by suits instead of artists and game designers to try and make ungodly amounts of money, completely missing the forest for the trees.
Fuck you Disney
A Disney Fortnite is NOT what every Disney fan ever wanted. I’m a Disney fan, I have about 3 hours in Fortnite…. I see no good coming of this. I’ve not paid much attention, but have any of the “Fortnite Concerts” actually had people show up?
Yeah sure I always dreamed about the ultimate crossover game and not lore accurate interactions.
Come on, I was already whining about Luke Skywalker not having the right skin at the battle of Hoth in BF2 and you expect me to put up with a crossover game lol
Make new animated movies and stop making remake live action stuff?
Is it true finally I am overjoyed
Two megacorps get together to make expensive crack for kids
Finally, a game where I can kill all the Suits who run that hollow soulless husk of a company
“the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world. Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. “
They’re making KOTOR 3?
finally a fully feature Girlfriend Experience with Minnie Mouse
Marvel vs DC?
OG Star Wars Remakes
/s
Toontown 2?
Smash bros but Disney?
A sale of Star Wars/Lucasfilm back to George Lucas?
most epic games are so blahhh
They’re remaking all the kotor games completely faithfully and canonizing them?
Edit:also Jedi knight and Jedi academy
I don’t believe them.
Narrator: It was not what everyone wanted
An open world Disney game where you can visit every single Disney owned franchise with any character in the Disney universe, even down to the cruelty drawn npcs?
Disney princess dating sim
I can finally fuck Tigger?
I want a Roger Rabbit sequel, can they make that?
Go bankrupt and never touch those IPs ever again? Sign me up.
A government intervention to break up the Dismay (I mean Disney) monopoly?
KOTOR 3?
A good Boba Fett game? Or a game where Jedi and Sith can cut limbs? KOTOR sequel?
“From a player perspective, you want to be able to flow between a Fortnite experience, a Disney experience, or any experience really”
Hell no. I like very walled-off, siloed experiences. It’s like that dumbass Call of Duty HQ horseshit where like 3 or 4 different CoD games all live. I want exactly one executable for each CoD game that have absolutely no connection to the others.
A trashcan of all their IP?
Oh goody, another sub par game with oodles of microtransactions inbound.
a Fuck saying Goofy would be nice
A modern upscaling of the original Star Wars trilogy, without Lucas’ asinine additions and re-edits.
If it isn’t Split/Second 2, I don’t want it
An R-rated Star Wars game?
A new timeline and better movies for episodes 7, 8, & 9?
Can we move on from hero shooters and battle royale now?
It’s stale.
What I would want is a really good really Disney focussed RPG where the Disney characters are the stars (that isn’t Kingdom Hearts. Kingdom Hearts by itself is great but by now I feel that, depending on the mood, it either focusses too much on their OCs or just does the Disney story without any variety. I want major disney heroes teaming up to fight major disney villains in a big singleplayer party-based RPG.)
“players will be able to come into the Disney universe “in the Disney front door or the Fortnite front door.” But they’ll connect on the backend to the same cosmetic “lockers” and social graph. ”
Pass
Oh oh man, they’re teasing the abolishing capitalism arc!
Disney infinity being brought back?
Affordable healthcare?
Kingdom Hearts with more Final Fantasy in it?