I broke my monitor in a meth fueled frenzy and pooped in my PC case.
KyRoZ37
In the words of Andrew Dice Clay, “they don’t just shit, they aim”.
Varios2k
Pretty good. Uninstalled league
Xkahox
got my hair cut today, everything is fine.
But regarding to your problem:
Image the bird crashing into your monitor and damaging it.
I would rather clean shit, then buying a new one 🙂
Yokedmycologist
Do you even use that dusty thing?
pokeoscar1586
Did you know that in some parts of Mexico, a bird flying into your house is considered a good omen?, I mean, not the whole crapping part of course lol.
jorbp666
Play the lottery your day can’t get any shitier
crazyjoez
this some kind of insurance fraud?
Official_Syntax
Looks like you’ve had a fowl day
Old-Professional7198
That bird, exploded?!
Spirited-Fox3377
At least it didn’t fly into the monitor and destroy it lol.
beingbond
Someone fed laxatives to my pet bird. Had to put her out the house.
HDMI17_
r/mildlyinfuriating
hasibrock
The bird saw you doing something that it didn’t like or was sinister
i3order
He splooged on your monitor?
DarthRiznat
Bird said no more fresh air for you eat shit haha!
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Good title. I genuinely laughed. Bravo, and thank you!
And to you, tomorrow is another day.
Today’s dinner is bird steak?
I ate a bird.
My day was meh
Popped like a balloon? Damn, never thought I’d see the day.
I would take that as a sign, time for a new monitor
Goodmorning to you!
Better than that
Now you know the everyday experience of gaming with parrots beside you
https://preview.redd.it/1zwe1us2ujrd1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=5062ed9b972b177197d8460f5e1d7ff95a959641
That’s good luck you know!
Has to be ultra rare!
I broke my monitor in a meth fueled frenzy and pooped in my PC case.
In the words of Andrew Dice Clay, “they don’t just shit, they aim”.
Pretty good. Uninstalled league
got my hair cut today, everything is fine.
But regarding to your problem:
Image the bird crashing into your monitor and damaging it.
I would rather clean shit, then buying a new one 🙂
Do you even use that dusty thing?
Did you know that in some parts of Mexico, a bird flying into your house is considered a good omen?, I mean, not the whole crapping part of course lol.
Play the lottery your day can’t get any shitier
this some kind of insurance fraud?
Looks like you’ve had a fowl day
That bird, exploded?!
At least it didn’t fly into the monitor and destroy it lol.
Someone fed laxatives to my pet bird. Had to put her out the house.
r/mildlyinfuriating
The bird saw you doing something that it didn’t like or was sinister
He splooged on your monitor?
Bird said no more fresh air for you eat shit haha!
Why you allow that?
After a long day that seems to have just flown by, now I’m pooped 💩