Is this the part where I say reality is mimicking fiction!?

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  1. Samgash33

    Tell me more about these 16 in Water Wands.

  2. Anuloxisz

    *America, fuck yeah! Coming again, to save the mother fucking day*

  3. FrozenFrac

    WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS OF VALUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. ezbnsteve

    Doesn’t every hardware store and grocery store have these, or is it just Alabama?

  5. Molotov320

    Looks like something Ammu-Nation would have

  6. Some_Style4386

    This was posted yesterday. And I’m still all for this idea.

  7. Thought this was Cody Rhodes related for a sec.

  8. thecrimsonfools

    I live in a rural area of Louisiana.

    There is a four corner intersection and the four occupants of these four plots are: a church, a playground, a shaved ice stall, and a gun/ammo store.

    Every time I drive through I can’t shake the “this is America” song from my head.

  9. GalexyGoose

    “Tell your friends: Marcus Munitions!”

  10. Ah, Marcus munitions!

    “Nobody does bullets better than Marcus munitions!”

  11. KuruptKyubi

    Ammosexuals wet dream just became a reality. The U.S. is just a GTA parody at this point.

  12. Influence_X

    Better play “america fuck yeah” every time you buy

  13. DabiriSC

    I shall call America Borderlands from now on.

  14. Precursor to the Gun Runner’s Vendortron.

  15. This feels right out of a Paul Verhoeven movie

  16. BricksBear

    Ready Player One (the book, not the movie) had a gun vending machine. And I thought “like that’s gonna ever happen”

    I guess it happened

  17. Ri0sRi0t

    What in the cyberpunk is that? Looks like those vending machines you can find in night city.

  18. Jarvis_The_Dense

    This is like a bit from Cyberpunk 2077

  19. Sion_forgeblast

    I got a bullet with your name on it…. wait wait that didnt come out right!

  20. 16bit_B-boy

    Real life becoming more like Borderlands is legitimately terrifying

  21. WELCOME TO MARCUS AMMUNITION! YOU GOT THE MONEY WE GOT THE BULLETS! WHATCHA WANT?

  22. vndttcndtfrdd

    What is this? Gadgetron, Megacorp or Grummelnet?

  23. survivenolife

    War. War never changes. But the delivery of ammo does!

  24. “YOUR CASH AINT WORTH A THING, IF YOU DON’T SPEND IT!”

  25. Jam_Man85

    The irony is these are probably more reliable and consistent with ID checks than the average minimum wage cashier.

  26. meatywhole

    2024 Marcus munitions goes into business. Let’s hope 2025 dr.ned starts selling pharmaceuticals.

  27. legomaximumfigure

    Marcus: I’ve got bullets with your name on them…wait that came out wrong.

  28. Boy I sure love the thought of a case of rounds getting dented as it’s released into the chute, I’m sure nothing bad could come of that

  29. Ok-Guidance1123

    Even more funny like the birds above …. piuuuu piuuuu

  30. Rad_Dad6969

    Kind of wild to just write, the machine doesn’t ask questions on the front of this.

    Odd trade off. Guaranteed record of purchase (one can only hope it keeps a record) in exchange for no questions asked.

  31. achilleshightops

    Where is this? I’m very curious how the ID verification works. I don’t own a gun, but am researching vending machines.

  32. mad12gaming

    Welcome to Marcus Munitions. Best on pandora. I made sure of that.

  33. Dr-Laquisha

    We’re wondering why there’s ammo for sale in the hunting section of a store?

  34. VeganDracula_

    Adding a peace maker image would be so appropriate. FREEDOM !!

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