You’re headed home after a long day of slaving away for the Corpos. On your way home you see this scene. What do you do?
You’re headed home after a long day of slaving away for the Corpos. On your way home you see this scene. What do you do?
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Walk faster
These are Valentinos, who while are shady, aren’t cartoonishly evil. The people they are shooting probably had it coming. Not my biz.
mind my goddamn business
Walk by minus some contagion quickhacks. Let NCPD sort em out
Walk by like how I walk by my neighbors.
You know how when V pulls out a weapon on a busy sidewalk, everyone’s quiet but shuffles away as quickly as possible without running?
That.
suddenly decide to take the scenic route home and turn around having seen absolutely nothing and no one.
Turn around and hope they didn’t see me
Depends on how chipped I am, I guess.
“Oh boy here I go killin again!”
I would immediately scream and repeatedly mutter nononono
Leave?? Fuck am i supposed to do
Look the other way, ask the Combat Cab driver or Delamain, find the NCPD tip line once home.
Depends how chromed I am.
Which one to shoot first…. Well, that one in the center: he had a flap holster and he was in no itchin’ hurry. And the one second from the left: he had scared eyes, he wasn’t gonna do nothin’. But that one on the far left: he had crazy eyes. Figured him to make the first move.
I run. You know. If i still a corp i don’t have much combat skills…
Loot corpse
Pretend I didn’t see anything and keep walking. I’m not suicidal lol
I wouldn’t even notice. Popped a couple of pills 2 hours before I clocked out 🤷♂️
Well me in game I would murder everyone in present before going back over to make sure there dead and not just knocked out then loot them and make my way home.
Quick manual save and see if I can stealth kill all these gonkbrains so I can take their loot undiscovered.
These are Valentinos, means I gotta get my hands dirty for the their combat music to kick in.
Where I come from, you could see shit like this almost on the daily, except you don’t wanna see it, you can’t see it. So unless I’m a fully modded V, I’m minding my fucking business.
Search the area and bodies for some adult BD’s.
I’m not paid enough to care.
Like I do in every situation… kill everyone
Immediately drop a brick in my pants