Guys We’re Cooked

31 Comments

  1. 27SMilEY27

    1 – Check

    2 – Check

    3 – Phew, dodged that one.

    4 – …fuck

    5 – 50% odds I can get away with pretending I don’t have that one.

  2. Magic trick? Singular, just one Magic Trick?!

  3. Exciting_Swordfish16

    My best magic trick is disappearing from judgemental bitches like that.

  4. John_Doe_MCMXC

    Now do it for females and see their collective anger and call it sexist.

  5. Henry Cavill responding YES to the first two…

  6. JamesMCC17

    Video games, sure.

    Online trolling, well come on it’s Reddit.

    Think I’m ok on the other 3.

  7. Thicccchungus

    Ay I’ll take 1/5 with also having other hobbies to back me up

  8. Barachan_Isles

    ![gif](giphy|oXV6IEt10fvIQ|downsized)

  9. colossusrageblack

    Frames before dames. Also, none of that matters if you’re attractive or wealthy.

  10. metamings

    IMO Gambling is the really problematic one in the list. Everything else is benign to me. Now, if the reasons from 1 to 5 (especially 5) has taken over the guy’s life then yeah, I can see that being unattractive.

  11. EnclaveLTG

    Hmm does making your own figurines count? I tend to 3d print a lot of DnD and Warhammer miniatures and paint them… Is that the same as collecting?

  12. Shhh don’t tell my wife, she hasn’t figured it out yet…

  13. Infestorparonoico

    Don’t stress, women usually cause many more problems than they solve.

  14. CombatGoose

    Well I’m cooked. Good thing I’m already married.

  15. TheCrabArmy

    1. shit
    2. shit
    3. Ok dodged this one
    4. shit
    5. Gamblecore

  16. epic_launcher

    Binge watches netflix, mad at you for playing video game.

  17. piciwens

    Just make money and don’t weigh 250 pounds and you’re good with women.

  18. KitKatCad

    The first two are safe. The last three are red flags.

  19. Gentlemen, we have some work to do. Gotta hit all 5 by this time next year. Let’s *ggoOoOoOoO!!*

  20. MapleMaScoot

    Who said I wanted to date. So im golden

  21. Guys don’t like women that moan about the things we find fun.

  22. AshudzaUchiha

    Well shit. And I was wondering why girls don’t talk to me after seeing my awesome action figure collection.

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