Can’t believe they made Trauma Team a real thing

19 Comments

  1. Null_Singularity_0

    Huh, weird. Seems like you should use some sort of reliable vehicle for emergency services.

  2. ResurgentMalice

    Well, in game they don’t inflict trauma when their self-drive turns itself to “DESTROY ALL HUMANS”.

  3. DecemberPaladin

    “I’ll walk, thanks.”

    “But your leg is almost off—!!”

    “I’ll figure it out.”

  4. angrygeeknc

    The trauma team vehicles are relatively armored. A rock hefted by a toddler can leave a dent in that thing.

  5. starfruit_enjoyer

    but this team causes you trauma, it doesn’t save you from trauma

  6. ctrlaltxwrists

    Ooof that’s an even uglier take on an ugly vehicle

  7. nbeydoon

    I should get paid to have plat coverage if this is the vehicle used.

  8. OGWolfMen

    Except they show up to give you mental trauma over the use of a cyber truck

  9. No-Weight5760

    I saw a cyber truck the other day that had the word cybertruck on the rear tailgate in the cyberpunk font 🤦

  10. Defintely cant afford that trauma care premium package

  11. DiceCubed1460

    Fuck this thing. Absolute waste of space.

  12. OblivionArts

    Yeah except everyone in that crap will need trauma team

  13. It’s frankly amazing just how much this truck can piss people off.

  14. This is so cool! Hopefully this car comes to Europe its an insta-buy for me!

  15. carelessscreams

    Quite possibly the dumbest vehicle you could use for EMS. A prius would be better

  16. SourSasquatch

    Lakewood NJ incase you chooms were wondering.

    They have their own private public works… EMS, fire and police/security.

    Being from the area It’s an interesting place.

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