At least the SN30 Pro has *some* substance. I’m getting arthritis just looking at this – so I guess that means it’s a very accurate representation
Edit: actually, the USB C port needs to be on the face of the controller for this to be entirely accurate. Exactly where no sane person would ever want it to be 💯
DeepJudgment
The USB port should be where the grip is, so you wouldn’t be able to use it while it’s charging
1000LiveEels
Lemme guess, $3k base asking price, impossible to repair, $500 for extra shoulder buttons?
Limey_tank
Not available in Europe because *mumble mumble* DMA *mumble*!
Kitakitakita
seeing a physical button on an apple product feels wrong
dragoduval
A 2000$ controller that work only on apple product, and only a few games would support it. It would use a special cable that cost 200$ to replace. After a year it stop working, since how dare you use a old model when the new model came out.
It would sell like crazy.
Cheap_Collar2419
it has to charge on the front, so you cant play and charge at the same time.
Apart-Pressure-3822
“But it’s titanium!”
Okay, so does it have any new features? What could you point out that makes it better than your competitors?
“Titanium…”
MammothMaster4999
It’d probably be wireless, idk why but I think it would.
Mishotaki
too bad it doesn’t look like the actual one that they did make…
the controller introduces 30ms latency when you pair it with an android device and the charging port is beneath one of the buttons so you can’t charge it and use it at the same time.
whiskeytown79
Charging port location makes too much sense. To be a proper Apple product, the charge port should be like in the middle of the D-pad or something.
Konigni
Still too usable to be an apple product
To be truly APPLE it should be a sphere you hold with both hands
SunsetCarcass
The charging port should plug in directly through the back that way it matches that one computer mouse they made where the charger port was on the bottom of the mouse. It wouldn’t render the controller unusable like the mouse but it would look just as bad.
Laughing3Panda
Apple is more likely to copy a known design, round its corners, then offer it in silver and white. Art.
Uberkull
So it would slow down and the battery would drain in minutes after a few software updates? Where can I get one!
choir_of_sirens
$400 a pop
Redas17
10x price just for a brand, like always with them)))
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since it don’t cost 500€
At least the SN30 Pro has *some* substance. I’m getting arthritis just looking at this – so I guess that means it’s a very accurate representation
Edit: actually, the USB C port needs to be on the face of the controller for this to be entirely accurate. Exactly where no sane person would ever want it to be 💯
The USB port should be where the grip is, so you wouldn’t be able to use it while it’s charging
Lemme guess, $3k base asking price, impossible to repair, $500 for extra shoulder buttons?
Not available in Europe because *mumble mumble* DMA *mumble*!
seeing a physical button on an apple product feels wrong
A 2000$ controller that work only on apple product, and only a few games would support it. It would use a special cable that cost 200$ to replace. After a year it stop working, since how dare you use a old model when the new model came out.
It would sell like crazy.
it has to charge on the front, so you cant play and charge at the same time.
“But it’s titanium!”
Okay, so does it have any new features? What could you point out that makes it better than your competitors?
“Titanium…”
It’d probably be wireless, idk why but I think it would.
too bad it doesn’t look like the actual one that they did make…
[https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bandai-Apple-Pippin-Applejack-Controller-FL.jpg](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bandai-Apple-Pippin-Applejack-Controller-FL.jpg)
This is just a metallic 8bitdo lite 2…
$999
So, a thin SNES pad?
not even close to apple’s design language.
the controller introduces 30ms latency when you pair it with an android device and the charging port is beneath one of the buttons so you can’t charge it and use it at the same time.
Charging port location makes too much sense. To be a proper Apple product, the charge port should be like in the middle of the D-pad or something.
Still too usable to be an apple product
To be truly APPLE it should be a sphere you hold with both hands
The charging port should plug in directly through the back that way it matches that one computer mouse they made where the charger port was on the bottom of the mouse. It wouldn’t render the controller unusable like the mouse but it would look just as bad.
Apple is more likely to copy a known design, round its corners, then offer it in silver and white. Art.
So it would slow down and the battery would drain in minutes after a few software updates? Where can I get one!
$400 a pop
10x price just for a brand, like always with them)))