Found this guy in Santo Domingo with a black version of the John phallustif…

Since when is this a thing??

16 Comments

  1. Ok-Seaworthiness7207

    OMG WHAT.

    My PAWG V is going to have some options now. 😏

  2. Cear-Crakka

    It really adds insult to injury when I clear 20 enemies with a dildo, I try to leave them living for the RP satisfaction.

  3. Jasonmeme18

    Aw yes, this brings me back to saints row

  4. HighlightFun8419

    I found this weapon last time I played. was not expecting it. Laughed pretty hard.

  5. shield173

    Would have been more funny as a two hand club, but along as I can hit people in the face with a dildo, that’s all that matters

  6. Vittu-kun-vituttaa

    Either 2.0 or 2.1 (I think it’s 2.1, but not 100% sure)

  7. Simppaaa

    I wish there was dual wielding for one handed weapons I wanna ruin Smasher’s day with double dick devastation

  8. 3_minutes_ago

    it is not just black version.
    it is longer and has more damage 😏

  9. Marty5020

    The name is hilarious for us ol’ timers: BFC 9000!

  10. squid-do

    If we can’t dual wield these things in Orion, will it even be worth playing?

  11. Alexkitch11

    The only thing missing is the ability to dual wield the two

  12. ThatBoyBaka

    I thought the one from Venus in Furs was one of the best blunt weapons in the game……….. and then, I found this. The data shard is what makes this one so much better.

  13. LowNeedleworker1855

    A big kinetic hammer style one would have been cooler. You have to load it up over your shoulder because it’s floppy. It only delivers ‘hard hits’ and ‘wild strokes’. That’d be pretty nifty.

    Nothing wrong with a stiff one though. That’s fine too. Lol.

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