Found this random gem lying on some grass while out walking the dog

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  1. Xenozip3371Alpha

    It must’ve pulled really hard if it’s owner doesn’t have the lead.

  2. biggestdickofsyria

    Bet it yanked like a bulldog, owner’s left holding air.

  3. Quiet_Government_628

    Or you took your ps1 controller outside, threw it in the grass, and took a pic lol

  4. fordprefect294

    Where did you find him? I took him for a walk and he got away from me!

  5. WeirdPrestigious6563

    Like actually kind of sad in a beautiful way.

  6. jabertsohn

    Check the back, it might have $100 in it.

  7. MammothGood919

    Pick it up and display it in your collection!

  8. hatsuseno

    Probably from an exploded airship by some billionaire who wanted to see the Hindenburg wreckage.

  9. snowthearcticfox1

    It’s not dirty or sun bleached, you lie.

  10. snowthearcticfox1

    It’s not dirty or sun bleached, you lie.

  11. snowthearcticfox1

    It’s not dirty or sun bleached.

  12. kakureru

    looks like previously lost stuff is starting to noclip out of the back rooms.

  13. It’s a trap. Some goth girl left if there trying to bait a gamer boy. Don’t do it!

  14. Ok-Walk-8040

    Someone must have gotten confused playing Metal Gear Solid

  15. imamoneyman

    I saw an angry wife or gf did this, and yelled “you always play this and never play me”.

  16. h8bithero

    Cue the creepy pasta about touching a control from a retro console that fills you with nostalgia. Touching the control immediately causes everything to look as though rendered through an old ps1. There is a haze surrounding you, as nothing more than 300 ft away exists until you approach it. Your dog is made of 18 polygons now. The leash is made of four segments of rectangles that have a chain pattern painted on them. Horror strikes you upon the realization that you have no memory card. You are stuck here, but you can’t remember here. The static texture on your long dead watch is stuck on the date august 5th, 2003, cursed to wonder how long you’ve been here with literally no ability to find your memory for the answer.

  17. “Your mother has informed me that you tried to take the tv and console outside?”

    “Yeah”

    “Why would you do that son?”

    “Well she keeps going on about how I ‘need to play outside more’…”

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