My thirsty ass needs him in ways that are unethical to mankind

13 Comments

  1. SovietMechblyat

    My choom in christ. He’s a sentient vending machine.

  2. YouLose_TheGame

    This is the best one. You won the trend, but you lost the game.

  3. First time on this subreddit in ages, and made it just in time to see the champion of this post-war get crowned.

  4. iankstarr

    When he’s intelligent, a good listener, and can dispense lightly-carbonated beverages 🥵

  5. SouthWrongdoer

    Cyber Punk had some of the absolute best random side quests.

  6. Ahhh… So you’re actually thirsty…. this is wholesome as fuck…

  7. AstraHannah

    With how hot it is outside rn, yea, a drink vending machine would do good

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