I think I may be too dumb for Elden Ring. (OC)

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  1. Coolbeansninja

    That’s pretty much my Elden Ring experience.

    Who are you?

    Square go!

    What are you?

    Square go!

    What am I supposed to do with you?

    Square go!

    Why are you here?

    Square go!

    What do you mean?

    Square go!

    I won! I did it! I don’t know what I did! New game+.

    Square go!

    I love it.

  2. anylastway

    I loved Elden Ring because I was like “this is sort of like a DnD game, but I don’t know what is going on”

    And then Baldur’s Gate 3 was like “come, child, come into the light”

  3. Glad_Advertising_125

    We pretend it isn’t but Elden Ring has an overly convoluted story, even by Soulsborne standards.

  4. dapperslappers

    I had no idea what i was doing or why, when i played elden ring

    All i knew is i must kill

  5. midramble

    Just like the enemy placement and level design, I believe it’s purposefully obtuse. I’m pretty confident, like most from soft games, a key pillar is trolling.

    Love it. Platnumed it.

  6. finnjakefionnacake

    that’s what vaatividya is for! lol

    speaking of, i really need to brush up on the lore again (or what i can understand of it) before the dlc.

  7. Trevor-On-Reddit

    This is why I couldn’t get into The Witcher 3 despite trying it 3 times. Anytime a name is brought up it’s vague as shit and I can never tell if I’m looking for a town, person, or monster.

  8. Ngl, ELDEN Ring’s story was the easiest to grasp out of all the Souls games. Really depends on how much you explore and read about what’s in the world. 

  9. Squibbles01

    FromSoft games are just about feeling the vibes.

  10. boisterile

    When you get to the Gilbert the God-Freed fight it all starts coming together

  11. JustADelusion

    The similar name thing was truly annoying. I like cryptic, diffuse more lore focused story telling, but I am just so bad with names. When they are similar like that I got no chance.

  12. -thecheesus-

    Having a story doesn’t always mean having competent story*telling*

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