It secretly sells all your information to the Chinese government, shrinks your pp by 0.01 inches, and makes you 2% worse while playing an ea game.
possiblynotracist
Just another unfulfilled promise from EA.
They are setting clear expectations up front that you can rely on them to fail.
marquesmelo
EA and their damn programs…they never work properly that’s for sure…
charlieawesome
EA sucks
Craticuspotts
when ticked your really consenting to EA to spy on your every move, log every keystroke..
joking aside i boycotted anything to do with EA a couple of years ago, i fully recommend it, worst game company on the planet
colossusrageblack
It gives you a false sense of security that you won’t have to log in again.
Musician-Round
I log into the EA app bi-annually so I can understand the cookies expiring. Feel sorry for anyone that has to use the app more than twice a year tho
nathsabari97
I moved everything to steam, now steam auto signs you in on uplay and ea launcher.
Turrigan
It gives you a sense of pride and accomplishment every time you check it when you sign in.
ficelle3
Staying signed in is a $5 dlc
Standard_A19
That’s just to fool you that this actually works. It’s EA mind boggling strategy.
seazbase
Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the sign in Fairy might come by and sign you in, am I right, Ted?
What’s your point?
The point is, how do you know the fairy isn’t a crazy glue sniffer? “Building model airplanes” says the little fairy; well, we’re not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that’s all it takes. The next thing you know, there’s money missing off the dresser, and your daughter’s knocked up. I’ve seen it a hundred times.
But why do they have the box then?
Because they know they are just a piece of sh*t. That’s all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it keep me signed in I will. I got spare time. But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter’s sake, ya might wanna think about not supporting EA.
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It secretly sells all your information to the Chinese government, shrinks your pp by 0.01 inches, and makes you 2% worse while playing an ea game.
Just another unfulfilled promise from EA.
They are setting clear expectations up front that you can rely on them to fail.
EA and their damn programs…they never work properly that’s for sure…
EA sucks
when ticked your really consenting to EA to spy on your every move, log every keystroke..
joking aside i boycotted anything to do with EA a couple of years ago, i fully recommend it, worst game company on the planet
It gives you a false sense of security that you won’t have to log in again.
I log into the EA app bi-annually so I can understand the cookies expiring. Feel sorry for anyone that has to use the app more than twice a year tho
I moved everything to steam, now steam auto signs you in on uplay and ea launcher.
It gives you a sense of pride and accomplishment every time you check it when you sign in.
Staying signed in is a $5 dlc
That’s just to fool you that this actually works. It’s EA mind boggling strategy.
Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the sign in Fairy might come by and sign you in, am I right, Ted?
What’s your point?
The point is, how do you know the fairy isn’t a crazy glue sniffer? “Building model airplanes” says the little fairy; well, we’re not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that’s all it takes. The next thing you know, there’s money missing off the dresser, and your daughter’s knocked up. I’ve seen it a hundred times.
But why do they have the box then?
Because they know they are just a piece of sh*t. That’s all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it keep me signed in I will. I got spare time. But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter’s sake, ya might wanna think about not supporting EA.