Ever worried about your delivery driver handling your package carelessly? We have the solution!
Introducing Amazon **Drop**shipping.
Now you no longer have to worry that your package is being mishandled, due to our patented drone + gravity solution, you can now watch your package get dropped 10ft in the air with your own eyes, confirming that the package has been mishandled.
With Amazon **Drop**shipping, you no longer have to worry.
Yakob_Science
Your vase has arrived
Employee_Agreeable
Shoot it down and get free loot
Gentle_Capybara
They could at least drop it on the grass. Well, the QR code should be on the grass.
successiseffort
Spindle drive
Diane-Choksondik
Porch pirates soon…
makeweenswin
your shampoos on the roof again honey!
Jimmy_ray2
I just had to check, and yep, theirs already people complaining about the noise.
AssassinczYT
csgo danger zone drones :
Fog_of_War_
Empty box – just what we like instead of, say, GPU…
Stebsis
Is that really high enough? Amazon could just build a space station and orbital drop packages from there.
TravelingGonad
That hard drive is probably just fine.
d_e_s_u_k_a
Next time put the QR code on a mattress lmao
zeblods
Imagine being delivered $2k worth of hard drives for a NAS this way…
greywarden133
Amazon “Here’s your ASUS RTX4090 dropping from 3m. Hope you liked it!”
Proceed to RMA to ASUS – “oh you see we have to charge you $3000 to repair this GPU due to no fault of your own”.
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Damn!
I love how it just poops it out from 10 feet in the air.
I’d like my expensive amazon orders to be dropped from 10ft in the air as well, thank you
Liked this one better
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pnRXg_NGDww](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pnRXg_NGDww)
What if the item damages while it drops?
It would be a shame if someone would throw a net…
Must have been trained by the delivery drivers.
your hdd just arrived !
I’d at least put the place in the backyard.
Looks like the drone needed to poop!
Hope you did not order fine china for tea.
Ever worried about your delivery driver handling your package carelessly? We have the solution!
Introducing Amazon **Drop**shipping.
Now you no longer have to worry that your package is being mishandled, due to our patented drone + gravity solution, you can now watch your package get dropped 10ft in the air with your own eyes, confirming that the package has been mishandled.
With Amazon **Drop**shipping, you no longer have to worry.
Your vase has arrived
Shoot it down and get free loot
They could at least drop it on the grass. Well, the QR code should be on the grass.
Spindle drive
Porch pirates soon…
your shampoos on the roof again honey!
I just had to check, and yep, theirs already people complaining about the noise.
csgo danger zone drones :
Empty box – just what we like instead of, say, GPU…
Is that really high enough? Amazon could just build a space station and orbital drop packages from there.
That hard drive is probably just fine.
Next time put the QR code on a mattress lmao
Imagine being delivered $2k worth of hard drives for a NAS this way…
Amazon “Here’s your ASUS RTX4090 dropping from 3m. Hope you liked it!”
Proceed to RMA to ASUS – “oh you see we have to charge you $3000 to repair this GPU due to no fault of your own”.
Now that’s a good joke.
Looks like a great neighbourhood.