Where do you get your news from?

21 Comments

  1. FaustusPrime

    Arif got to interview Hanako. That must mean he’s the most credible, right?

  2. DejounteMurrayisGOAT

    I get all my news from Maximum Mike. The only one giving us the real truth.

  3. ReekitoManjifico

    I get my news from the guy inside my head that wants me to plant a nuke somewhere.

  4. Interesting_Mix_7028

    Neither. I get my news from Doc Paradox.

  5. microwavefridge2000

    Neither. N54 shills for NUSA and Militech, WNS shills for Arasaka.

  6. the_old_captain

    Only from Garry. Beware the vampire elites boys!

  7. oofinator3050

    i saw the parade loading screen too much back in 1.6, so fuck arif iqbal

  8. EmperorAxiom

    I get my news from that guy in Dogtown Ronny I think

  9. Shadedwulfer

    Sgt. Dobbs from Safe and Sound is all the information I need

  10. OuterRimSmuggler

    The one and only April Anonymous from the No Latency Podcast

  11. 69thhHokage

    Through texts from that guy Ronald (the one who sells junk at long shore stacks (Dogtown)

  12. CatholicKnight81

    I get my news from Bennett from dog town yee haw

  13. Ku323lam

    Both. They’re so good they almost look like real life news.

  14. Ronald P. T. Malone never lies you, always risk for the best news only for you

  15. nateo200

    I was gonna say Gillean Jordan but she gives me husband beater vibes so maybe not lol

  16. exotic-waffle

    I exclusively listen to my imaginary terrorist buddy for news.

  17. FourUnderscoreExKay

    Aren’t Gillean and Arif close friends outside of their news anchor jobs?

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