Cyberpunk 2077

Today I learned…(Remove if not allowed)


I'm on my 6th playthrough of the game and I just barely realized that Sir John Phallustiff is not only a dildo melee weapon, but also a vibrator…

13 Comments

  1. Turbulent_Sea_9713

    I use it for special occasions, like scavs. Very gratifying

  2. beckychao

    I kill Woodsman with that thing, always (well, with a shot to balls afterwards)

  3. pichael289

    Did you play the game at release? Every single room had like 7 dildos/vibrators minimum. They were absolutely everywhere. Sadly a patch made them an endangered species in night city.

  4. got-trunks

    It’s the best mele weapon in the game lol, I’ve based entire runs around it.

  5. Substantial-Tone-576

    Where do you find it? I only found a junk dildo once

  6. FairBullfrog2151

    Phallustiff is related to Meredith… LOL

  7. I plan to ny current walkthrough with that as my sole weapon.

  8. Ok-Prior1316

    I’ve replayed this game many times and tried many branches and styles but for some reason I always hook up with Meredith and Sir John…. I just can’t quit the best romance in Night City.

  9. NielSeawave

    That is my favourite melee weapon. Try it, so much fun.

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