I can’t wait until you all move on to your next ridiculous complaint. This one is getting old.
Godess_Ilias
This phone is Ass
This_Dutch_guy
“Sir, anus identification please”
Cyberpunk39
Gamers on Reddit: always waiting for the next thing to bitch about.
knight_set
Honestly butt hole scan is pretty reliable.
dmullaney
*Do you guys not have ‘probes”*
deltahalo241
Well… I don’t want Sony to have my face on file so I guess I’ve only got one option
Number1OchoaHater
At least they removed the prostate exam they implemented last year
SilkySmoothRalph
Wasn’t there an Adult Swim bit about a tech startup that used Anus Scans? Hope there was otherwise my brain has invented this.
RagnarokCross
UK exclusive, blame your government.
AdmiralAkbar1
*Please insert verification plug to continue*
Semi-addict-gamer
That gotta be photoshopped, please someone tell me it’s a photoshop.
Raz0rking
If it is so easy and trivial to do, then why is it actually needed?
aerroc_
i need to know how the anus scan works in great detail
rydan
Welcome to Texas.
Codename-Whiskers
Phone is stuck send help
The_Corvair
Ah, good old Duke got it right as usual: “Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?”
On a less jocular note: You know what also only takes a few seconds? Signing anything. Does that mean you should just sign any and every contract because it’s easy and quick, barely an inconvenience? …The entire argument “Just Do It, it’s quick” merely tells me that I should not trust that person’s advice on how to open a can of milk, because that one signature that only took three seconds can fuck you over for life.
Doom_and_Gloom91
The kind of shit people complain about is crazy.
dimaveshkin
In your case it would be 5 minutes, but it seems to be not Sony’s fault.
People complaining about account creation look pretty ridiculous. It’s not a novelty for a PC. People not being able to create account are the issue, not the account attachment itself.
TheMilliner
I know this is somewhat a joke, but at least mention that the ID/face scan thing is UK exclusive instead of fanning the fearmongering flames and pissing gasoline into the wildfire.
In the *civilised* part of the world, our governments aren’t massive Big Brother surveillance states and only require a spoofable email and fake age. Blame the UK government for that requirement, not Sony.
sub2pewdiepieONyt
I never been able to get back into my account since the leak.
Crillmieste-ruH
Wasnt gonna do it before, but a free prostate check? Sign me up boys
KundaliniRising333
No more truer a fact than a loosened rectum as you age!
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I can’t wait until you all move on to your next ridiculous complaint. This one is getting old.
This phone is Ass
“Sir, anus identification please”
Gamers on Reddit: always waiting for the next thing to bitch about.
Honestly butt hole scan is pretty reliable.
*Do you guys not have ‘probes”*
Well… I don’t want Sony to have my face on file so I guess I’ve only got one option
At least they removed the prostate exam they implemented last year
Wasn’t there an Adult Swim bit about a tech startup that used Anus Scans? Hope there was otherwise my brain has invented this.
UK exclusive, blame your government.
*Please insert verification plug to continue*
That gotta be photoshopped, please someone tell me it’s a photoshop.
If it is so easy and trivial to do, then why is it actually needed?
i need to know how the anus scan works in great detail
Welcome to Texas.
Phone is stuck send help
Ah, good old Duke got it right as usual: “Your face, your ass – what’s the difference?”
On a less jocular note: You know what also only takes a few seconds? Signing anything. Does that mean you should just sign any and every contract because it’s easy and quick, barely an inconvenience? …The entire argument “Just Do It, it’s quick” merely tells me that I should not trust that person’s advice on how to open a can of milk, because that one signature that only took three seconds can fuck you over for life.
The kind of shit people complain about is crazy.
In your case it would be 5 minutes, but it seems to be not Sony’s fault.
People complaining about account creation look pretty ridiculous. It’s not a novelty for a PC. People not being able to create account are the issue, not the account attachment itself.
I know this is somewhat a joke, but at least mention that the ID/face scan thing is UK exclusive instead of fanning the fearmongering flames and pissing gasoline into the wildfire.
In the *civilised* part of the world, our governments aren’t massive Big Brother surveillance states and only require a spoofable email and fake age. Blame the UK government for that requirement, not Sony.
I never been able to get back into my account since the leak.
Wasnt gonna do it before, but a free prostate check? Sign me up boys
No more truer a fact than a loosened rectum as you age!
Drink verification can
Facial scan really? An ID? What will be next?