What my 4 year old named her first Abra

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  1. Partyatmyplace13

    I don’t know if it is a laxative, but it sounds like it should be one. I’d trademark it.

  2. NeatSeaworthiness407

    Don’t let them name anything else.

  3. SantaBaby22

    Better than anything I thought of at 10 years old. Tell her to “keep up the good work.” Look forward to seeing her MVP team and their names.

  4. Sus_Suspect_4293

    Wait, how does a 4 year old catch an abra without it escaping?

    Also, let her cook

  5. joestaff

    It’s gonna grow to be a Kadabra and stop there because there’s no one to trade it with.

    Flax Beanzo’s story will be interesting, but tragic.

  6. Royal_Art_8217

    Flax beanzo is up there with Duke Nukem

  7. gardyjuland

    I always named mine aberkadaber. And my Bulbasaur grassy, Charmander sparky… Lol I think that’s a dope name for that abra of hers.

  8. Saoghail_Osaki

    This is the beginning of the legend of Flax Beanzo.

  9. Mishapi17

    Idk why this reminded me of this…but when I was like 10 I remember going to the park running around d screaming chumbawumba like a battle cry…like all day….kids are weird lol

  10. PineconeToucher

    anyone else out of the loop here or is it just me

  11. Please keep us updated on the rest of team! This child could be the next Flax Branzo!

  12. CatsDontLikeFancy

    Don’t flax with the beanzo. Everyone knows this.

  13. BunnyBen-87

    Flax Beanzo is the most “background non-human Star Wars character” name I’ve ever heard

  14. EdwardJMunson

    Yeah I’m sure a 4 year old did that. Bravo. 

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