With morals like that you’d have to stay away from any war actions. Can’t imagine lugging 30 bodies back to camp and eating them all before they spoil.
death-by-roses
Pleeeease tell me you play a TTRPG character inspired by this cosplay (bonus points if it’s like, D&D and you have the Chef feat)
YourFriendlyMMODude
Yikes
Brobard
Wood Elf: “My stomach was making the rumblies that only hands would satisfy.”
Sensitive-Cow-7075
Imagine being against the whole kingdom with those rules 🤣
NerdQueenAlice
Love your costume! It’s really well done. How long did it take you to sew it all?
Azumarawr
You did an incredible job!
Onetool91
That title made me laugh in a not so great time.
Ed666win
Id be terrified to run into you if I was your enemy
Masturberic
Elfs! You give them a finger…
ElizabethTheFourth
Wait, so then are wood elves requisite carnivores, like cats? Can you make jerky out of your enemies and eat them later?
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Nice
Where did you hunt that rubber hand?
With morals like that you’d have to stay away from any war actions. Can’t imagine lugging 30 bodies back to camp and eating them all before they spoil.
Pleeeease tell me you play a TTRPG character inspired by this cosplay (bonus points if it’s like, D&D and you have the Chef feat)
Yikes
Wood Elf: “My stomach was making the rumblies that only hands would satisfy.”
Imagine being against the whole kingdom with those rules 🤣
Love your costume! It’s really well done. How long did it take you to sew it all?
You did an incredible job!
That title made me laugh in a not so great time.
Id be terrified to run into you if I was your enemy
Elfs! You give them a finger…
Wait, so then are wood elves requisite carnivores, like cats? Can you make jerky out of your enemies and eat them later?
TIL, if you see a fat wood elf, run.