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The real porn thing in this game, it’s the physics of her hair


The real porn thing in this game, it’s the physics of her hair

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  1. Putrid-Hippo8259

    Oh yeah, those hair physics are something else! It’s like they have a life of their own, bouncing and swaying all over the place.

  2. AbyssalFlame02

    i sometimes laugh when I see people get offended by Eve’s jiggle physics.

    If I didn’t know better, I’d thought she killed their parents or something.

  3. CursedSnowman5000

    Brings me back to the days of Shinobi. The best thing about that game was moving the character and watching that red scarf flow behind him.

  4. Head_Process_5003

    Clearly they made the hair weigh too little. Thats not how hair works. Solid effort tho.

  5. gummyworm21_

    I like how gamers think “good physics” when hair whips and flows around like it weighs nothing and when tits and ass jiggles uncontrollably. 

  6. First-Junket124

    Reminds me of AMDs tressFX where they hadn’t yet fully implemented weight to hair physics and from the looks of it, this seems very similar and probably is using it ngl.

  7. burrito_disaster

    “Give them jiggle physics”

    “wait… fine”

  8. piscian19

    My biggest problem this game is that her hair would be filthy. Like she’s just flipping around this post apocalyptic world bouncing of trash cans and shit. There’s no way she’s not stopping every 5 minutes to clear out that rats nest.

  9. _Cecille

    7 years ago I played Skyrim with mods that added physics to hairstyles. They behaved more realistically

  10. ShingetsuMoon

    I can’t imagine how much work must have gone into the hair alone. Its a thing of beauty

  11. Tasty-Cash-1

    That looks pretty bad to be honest. Not how hair behaves at all

  12. Sea_Art3391

    Ah yes it really turns me on when her hair phases through her body.

    I think they spent too much time on the hair.

  13. Huge_Aerie2435

    The hair looks, awful.. It is so thin, like you have almost no hair on your head.

    It moves almost alright, but the way it flows into your body is bad.

  14. Vapin-1567

    I will never play this game because I dont have a ps5 but the online war between keyboard warriors really annoys me. Korean and Japanese games have been doing this for decades and will never stop just dont play the game and understand they dont care about western comment.

  15. anengineerandacat

    Honestly like her better with the short pony tail, found it funny it was in the settings menu.

  16. prokokon

    I find it terribly distracting, plus the quality looks worse compared to rest of the model. I prefer short version.

  17. SassyTurtlebat

    It looks terrible and incredibly fake what exactly is the appeal here

  18. Nananahx

    2024 and the hair still goes through the body…

  19. -emanresUesoohC-

    The real porn was the friends we made along the way.

  20. Stahlios

    Everything about the hair looks like shit honestly

  21. Javier91

    Edna from Incredible is having a heart attack

  22. reminds me of alice’s hair from alice madness returns

  23. ShadowReij

    Impressive as it is it’s more distracting than anything else. Also, has me appreciate the design decisions of the various incarnations of Bayonetta where the hair on her scalp didn’t move but the accessory portions did. This is just too distracting.

  24. Edward_Lupin

    It’s far from perfect if you’re measuring by realism, but it’s cool to watch. I could play that for a little while just to watch the hair go swoosh.

  25. I’m glad they added the option for the short hair.

    The physics might be nice but during gameplay it is so distracting and unnecessary

  26. burnskull55

    hair looks dope but looks like she is walking on those 3d threadmills and not at the same time

  27. Nyoka_ya_Mpembe

    It moves nicely, yeah, but how it falls on her is just bad, let’s not pretend it’s not.

  28. MothParasiteIV

    You can use shorter hair if this annoys you. I like they give you the choice, it’s nice.

  29. cable010

    Thats impressive. Crazy how far games have came since the day I first played the NES.

  30. Terakahn

    I mean. It’s better than horizon was. Lol. That shit had a mind of its own.

  31. Kuruk_TR

    New elder scrolls better have physics like this

  32. AtomicTardigrade

    I’m still amazed how Lara Croft’s pony tail has always had physics simulated and that was back in the 90s. It was basic physics, but we’re talking CPU’s that had single core running at few hundred MHz.

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