Honestly? Judy cuz of her looks and the diving gear. I was pleasantly surprised to play that side quest about it, as itâs one of my favorite hobbies. However, a partner youâd really want to have is either Panam or Kerry. They are super nice and not forced.
SaltyIrishDog
River was the worst and you all know it
Disastrous_Ad_1859
Panam was fine up till you get to the point where you are ‘dating’
It feels like an entirely different character, like ‘generic love interest’ but with a panam skin thrown onto it.
MadameDecay
Have only dated Kerry. He is best boyfriend. Don’t have a desire to try the others. Also think ranking them is kinda shitty. Opinions are like bumholes.
iWentRogue
**Favorite**: Panam
**Least Favorite**: Cop
TheJonThomas
Favorite Judy
Most hated, I’ll only do it because it annoys the hell out of Johnny, Cop
RepresentativeBee545
Romance Judy/Panam for Star ending, Kerry for Sun ending, River for suicide ending (since you date a cop).
TheMob16
Favourite – Panam (duh)
Worst – River (duhhhhhh)
El-Reaton-Vaquero
River (NCPD!)
Panam (Aldecaldos!!!!!!)
Kerry (SAMURAI !!!!!!!!!!!)
Judy (Judy)
CupcakeFister
My favorite is Judy.
River can kindly fuck off.
troublethetribble
Best: Debatable. I enjoyed Kerry and River, although River IS undercooked.
Panam car sex too weird.
Worst: Judy. Just… it’s Judy, and I have outgrown my clingy angst years by now.
mjxoxo1999
Favorite is Judy and Kerry, least favorite is easily River
BornIn98
Judy and panam are the only ones I’ve romanced in my multiple playthroughs. I am intrigued by kerry. But if I’m male it’s always gonna be panam and if I’m female it’s punchin judy. River isn’t even remotely on my radar. Took me about 5 it’s to even realise he was romancable
MJR_Poltergeist
Judy is the most healthy relationship of all of them imo
aru0123
Panass
mitchhamilton
That’s a tough one. Judy for best for me. I think the lead up and after is amazing and soft. Panams great at times and unbearable at others but at the end of her romance it just feels empty. They all just about do, aside from the texting stuff but even still. Panam does send a spicy pic at least.
Worst, rivers. It’s not even that I dislike him it’s just sooo cringey how it’s done. How you can say you’re not interested or at least not give any hints and he keeps pushing you for an answer.
… Hot sex scene though.
scarlettvvitch
Judy is best girl
RedSamuri77
My favourite is easily Panam, I love the Aldos quests, the way you have to romance her is done well. So easily Panam. Evert playthrough I’ve done it’s been panam
My least favourite is River. I think he’s a cool character but dude we don’t need to go further than friends. I get we saved your Nephew and thanks for the kinda shitty gun but dude we don’t need to fuck on the water tower. Even though I’m playing as male V. He still felt like he was hitting on me up there.
akotoshi
Judy > Panam > Kerry >>>> River (river is plane as fuck)
Purepenny
I canât stand River.
sychter
Panam > Judy > all
TrippyMustache
Panam â¤ď¸ just had her
journey117
Panam=Judy>River>Kerry
No_Tamanegi
Judy > Kerry > Panam > River
DrButtCheeksPhD
Panam is bae
gible_bites
I loved romancing River and Iâm not ashamed. I understand that he couldâve used at least another quest but I genuinely like his character. I headcanon that heâs one of the few people in NC who makes my V feel safe and comfortable.
My other favorite video game romance was basically a terrorist from an undercooked game. I just like hot men okay?
MeLoco1980
Are these all our choices? i tried to romance the barkeep from afterlife and figured i just messed it up. was she going to blow me off no matter what? I should gp back there and….
cosaboladh
I want Kerry and River to hook up.
Critical_Package_472
In every of my play through Iâm always romancing Kerry and panam so Iâd say Kerry and panam are my fav
LongWaysForResults
Riverâs is the least favorite because the game kinda forces you to be with him or reject him if youâre a woman. Itâs like one of those awkward moments when a guy invites you out somewhere and youâre thinking your hanging out as pals and then he starts pulling some romance shit, turning it into a date you didnât know you were having. Itâs also very underdeveloped. Heâs a sweet guy, but I feel like in terms of how V is, she needs someone more like her.
A good cop who is a family man isnât a bad thing, just not a good fit for our V. Like they couldnât have found a male character thatâs a part of the main storyline that they actually put effort in to like they did with Judy and Panam?? Even Kerry barely has a romance so it kinda feels like if youâre attracted to men, your romances are half assed lol
River is so unbelievably ass. I’m glad he died on that farm. Bastard made me work for him with no pay after we had a brief mission exposing government corruption. No thanks at all and then he thinks he can guilt trip ME (actively dying) into saving the son of some lady I don’t know? Nuh uh
Nonadventures
Love Panam because we get a free family of avocados as well.
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Honestly? Judy cuz of her looks and the diving gear. I was pleasantly surprised to play that side quest about it, as itâs one of my favorite hobbies. However, a partner youâd really want to have is either Panam or Kerry. They are super nice and not forced.
River was the worst and you all know it
Panam was fine up till you get to the point where you are ‘dating’
It feels like an entirely different character, like ‘generic love interest’ but with a panam skin thrown onto it.
Have only dated Kerry. He is best boyfriend. Don’t have a desire to try the others. Also think ranking them is kinda shitty. Opinions are like bumholes.
**Favorite**: Panam
**Least Favorite**: Cop
Favorite Judy
Most hated, I’ll only do it because it annoys the hell out of Johnny, Cop
Romance Judy/Panam for Star ending, Kerry for Sun ending, River for suicide ending (since you date a cop).
Favourite – Panam (duh)
Worst – River (duhhhhhh)
River (NCPD!)
Panam (Aldecaldos!!!!!!)
Kerry (SAMURAI !!!!!!!!!!!)
Judy (Judy)
My favorite is Judy.
River can kindly fuck off.
Best: Debatable. I enjoyed Kerry and River, although River IS undercooked.
Panam car sex too weird.
Worst: Judy. Just… it’s Judy, and I have outgrown my clingy angst years by now.
Favorite is Judy and Kerry, least favorite is easily River
Judy and panam are the only ones I’ve romanced in my multiple playthroughs. I am intrigued by kerry. But if I’m male it’s always gonna be panam and if I’m female it’s punchin judy. River isn’t even remotely on my radar. Took me about 5 it’s to even realise he was romancable
Judy is the most healthy relationship of all of them imo
Panass
That’s a tough one. Judy for best for me. I think the lead up and after is amazing and soft. Panams great at times and unbearable at others but at the end of her romance it just feels empty. They all just about do, aside from the texting stuff but even still. Panam does send a spicy pic at least.
Worst, rivers. It’s not even that I dislike him it’s just sooo cringey how it’s done. How you can say you’re not interested or at least not give any hints and he keeps pushing you for an answer.
… Hot sex scene though.
Judy is best girl
My favourite is easily Panam, I love the Aldos quests, the way you have to romance her is done well. So easily Panam. Evert playthrough I’ve done it’s been panam
My least favourite is River. I think he’s a cool character but dude we don’t need to go further than friends. I get we saved your Nephew and thanks for the kinda shitty gun but dude we don’t need to fuck on the water tower. Even though I’m playing as male V. He still felt like he was hitting on me up there.
Judy > Panam > Kerry >>>> River (river is plane as fuck)
I canât stand River.
Panam > Judy > all
Panam â¤ď¸ just had her
Panam=Judy>River>Kerry
Judy > Kerry > Panam > River
Panam is bae
I loved romancing River and Iâm not ashamed. I understand that he couldâve used at least another quest but I genuinely like his character. I headcanon that heâs one of the few people in NC who makes my V feel safe and comfortable.
My other favorite video game romance was basically a terrorist from an undercooked game. I just like hot men okay?
Are these all our choices? i tried to romance the barkeep from afterlife and figured i just messed it up. was she going to blow me off no matter what? I should gp back there and….
I want Kerry and River to hook up.
In every of my play through Iâm always romancing Kerry and panam so Iâd say Kerry and panam are my fav
Riverâs is the least favorite because the game kinda forces you to be with him or reject him if youâre a woman. Itâs like one of those awkward moments when a guy invites you out somewhere and youâre thinking your hanging out as pals and then he starts pulling some romance shit, turning it into a date you didnât know you were having. Itâs also very underdeveloped. Heâs a sweet guy, but I feel like in terms of how V is, she needs someone more like her.
A good cop who is a family man isnât a bad thing, just not a good fit for our V. Like they couldnât have found a male character thatâs a part of the main storyline that they actually put effort in to like they did with Judy and Panam?? Even Kerry barely has a romance so it kinda feels like if youâre attracted to men, your romances are half assed lol
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River forever, the worst, Judy đ
River is so unbelievably ass. I’m glad he died on that farm. Bastard made me work for him with no pay after we had a brief mission exposing government corruption. No thanks at all and then he thinks he can guilt trip ME (actively dying) into saving the son of some lady I don’t know? Nuh uh
Love Panam because we get a free family of avocados as well.