Meme

So Netflix is making Titanfall, huh?


Tell me I’m wrong.

34 Comments

  1. EtheusRook

    Proven wrong by the fact Titanfall is defined as being good.

  2. Agiantgrunt

    Mom can have titan fall movie.

    We have Titan Fall movie at home

    *Titan fall movie at home*

  3. PotentialAnt9670

    Holy shit, it’s J Lo. Haven’t seen her in a movie in like 20 years.

  4. roundearthervaxxer

    Interesting the ai message. “You are going to have to trust me”

  5. Stonkey_Dog

    Please. I’m suppose to take a movie like seriously with Jennifer Lopez? WTF were they thinking?

  6. Dirt_Slap

    Looks like another Rebel Moon if you know what I mean. Ugh.

  7. dravacotron

    The Titanfall 2 callouts are pretty glaring.

    Smith: “My primary protocol is to keep you alive” / BT: “Protocol 3: protect the pilot”

    Smith:” “You’re going to need to trust me” / BT: “Trust me” *yeet*

    I wish they had just gotten the IP and made the story about BT and Jack Cooper though, this looks pretty lame.

  8. LaserGadgets

    I was thinking its either a Pacific Rim with J.o or Titanfall with J.Lo…..but I don’t really need anything with J.Lo

  9. saucysagnus

    Why not just make a titanfall show. Look at fallout, Netflix.

  10. Mental_Magazine9935

    With J PUERKA SUCIA PUTA LO?

    Na’

    Pass lol

  11. Chemicals_in_my_H2o

    Remove Jennifer Lopez and I’d at least give it a try. The only thing she’s in that I’m willing to watch is South Park.

  12. FandomMenace

    She’s still Jenny from the block, though, right?

  13. splash_43

    put a woman in it, and make her lame!

    seriously, I wouldn’t care at all about female protagonists if they just stopped doing this shit. gimme my god damned Ripley’s and Sarah Conner’s again

  14. sox3502us

    Bro why did they cast j lo in this role.. damn..

  15. SomeGuysPoop

    *”This is the role Jennifer Lopez was born to play! I’ve been screaming from the rooftops for years about how she looks like a brilliant but misanthropic data analyst with a deep distrust of artificial intelligence!”*

  16. LapsedVerneGagKnee

    I’m roughly…70% sure this was a rejected Titanfall script that got turned into a J-Lo vehicle when rights fell through.

  17. Burgoonius

    Wtf is Netflix doing? Why are putting all this money into terrible movies?

  18. ChadwickHHS

    This looks terrible and I’m half convinced it was made just to sue whoever inevitably tries to make a real Titan Fall or a Mass Effect (due to naming the commander Shepard).

    J.Lo clearly accepted it because she’d just have to sit in a chair the whole movie while a CGI team did a bunch of renders separately.

  19. LOL WTF IS THIS JLO DOESNT KNOW WHAT AI IS BUT SHE LIVES IN THE FUTURE LOL

  20. DiscretionFist

    after I forced my brain through Rebel moon parts 1 and 2, with the 2nd being somehow worse…I trust no Netflix original anymore.

    This shit already MID

  21. eXclurel

    I could have turned my brain off and enjoyed the “giant robot vs smaller robots” stuff but two huge things I can not overlook:

    1. ~~The titan~~ Atlas looks way bigger on the inside. Like Tardis.

    2. Jennifer Lopez. There is no way I am seeing any character other than Jennifer Lopez with a Snapchat filter acting like she is in a giant robot.

  22. s4v46e99

    JLO maybe one of the worst actresses of all times. What a blunder.

  23. friskylips

    I got to see an early screening. It’s a fun movie.

  24. anonymous32434

    How the hell did I manage to get clickbaited by a reddit post lol

  25. Alloy202

    Wait this is Titanfall. Did they have a script and not get approval so change it enough to try to not get sued? I mean even the title had links to Titanfall.

    Also it looks like they tried to keep he budget down by keeping Lopez in the mech for 80% of the movie.

  26. MemeHermetic

    “We need a gimmick on the plot so people don’t say we’re straight-up Titanfall.”
    “What if we did the Creator again but somehow made it so you care even less?”

  27. GastropodSoup

    One thing that I love about bad Netflix movies is that you always get to see the full movie, but in cliff notes form. We all just watched the beginning, middle and end of the movie in chronological order.

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