I have questions I don’t want answers to…

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  1. Hello-Pancake

    The torrent seed said Shrek 5!!! I swear!!

  2. Thin-Drag-4502

    You did open that door despite the noises, don’t fool us fainting innocence 😉

  3. HypedforClassicBf2

    wtf? What game is this, and what am I looking at?

  4. What question can you possibly have? This seems about as self explanatory as it gets

  5. Ashamed_Fisherman_31

    *Authority*: laugh at the puny rutting. 

  6. Realistic_Tiger_3687

    I, too, have seen Pulp Fiction.

  7. cyclingnick

    Under the boardwalk. That’s where the real magic happens.

  8. You are missing out on some great reactions by not having a full party here. It’s just like the survivor meme of everyone looking distraught except for the one guy smiling.

  9. AnteyeSoshal

    I never opened that door. Always assumed this is what was going on behind it, lol.

  10. You knew what was happening OP, you were told sweet lovemaking was taking place behind those doors. Shadowheart warned you so you sent her back to camp, you then saved, unzipped, and opened up.

  11. cjmurphy8

    Yea that cutscene took me for surprise LOL

  12. kemosabe19

    Hail fellow Gith! I killed them so fast before they saw my embarrassment.

  13. TheConboy22

    I wish that there was a path that I could have joined.

  14. Vithrasir

    Did anyone else wholly expect it to be the other way around, or was that just me?

  15. HenryBo1

    Clearly a “Don’t ask, don’t tell” situation.

  16. voretaq7

    “Oh. So that’s where half- orcs come from.”

  17. Kanelantis

    [Barbarian] I LAUGH AT YOUR PUNY RUTTING

  18. firebolt1171

    Fun fact: if you’re a barbarian you can tell him that he has a tiny dick

  19. patlight1

    Looks like theyre having fun and you Interrupted

  20. GammaSmash

    I encountered this for the first time the other day and audibly laughed to myself, lol.

  21. New-Training4004

    Anatomically speaking: he must be packing, or she must be small. I mean how large is an infant ogre? Or maybe it’s love and neither of them feel much.

  22. Necrotiix_

    *[Bard]* I know alot of people in Baldur’s Gate who’d pay for this kinda smut.

  23. AtuinTurtle

    Have you ever tossed a hot dog down a hallway?

    Have you ever parked your bicycle in an airplane hangar?

  24. CommunicationRound19

    I hope that everyone does at least one encounter as a bard with this two.

  25. AggravatingChest7838

    According to my successful speech check, below average.

  26. SuperSaiyanSkeletor

    Thanks you made me more stright.

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