This is what you get when you let me rename characters…

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  1. No_Wait_3628

    Bitch? You mean like that chic who screwed over a shield-wielding hero?

  2. SpyderZT

    Hey what’s up bitch? Surprised to see me? Is what got me. ;P

  3. iSawthings_hardToSay

    I wish i could share atleast a single photo of me playing pkm emerald with “custom” names .

  4. My name in Skyrim is literally: Mr poopyhand von murderson.

  5. ThaSneakyNinja

    I saw someone once who named Link Asshole and Epona Your Dick in Twilight Princess. Specifically so when the scene happens where another character washes Epona for you the line becomes: “Hey Asshole I washed Your Dick for you.” This is a level of childish I can’t help but respect 😂

  6. ShadowFlarer

    The last one is my favorite for sure lmao

  7. leopard_tights

    A repost old enough that it can legally drink?

  8. SisterFister069

    You can run but you can’t hide, bitch.

  9. jakeopolis

    In Twilight Princess, I once named my horse sexyback. This was mostly not funny until a dude told me to “hurry up and bring sexyback!” and I will never, ever stop laughing.

  10. a classic

    i think the most i laughed through a playthrough was when i named him “Penis”

  11. I have a good screenshot of a time when I did this, but apparently you can’t put images in comments

  12. JohnLandisHasGotToGo

    Pinkman-itis spreads quickly over Hyrule…

  13. AffectionateBridge86

    I saw this on Instagram once…lol the fucking owl gets me

  14. Smokeydubbs

    I recently started an OoT play through on switch. Named myself Assface. Showed my kids. They didn’t think it was as funny as I did.

  15. skippy920

    “You couldn’t think of something involving pumpkins, bitch?”

  16. PARISplus

    I always name link “Fuck me”. Its never not funny.

  17. I love that kind of stuff. As a kid I named my rival in Pokémon herpes and still think it’s hilarious.

  18. CrazyCoKids

    In Pokémon Soul Silver, one of Lance’s dragonites used Outrage and took out Feraligatr who was on Ice Fang duty. So I sent out my HM slave Marril to take a hit.

    Dragonite is confused. It hurt itself in its confusion! Dragonite *knocked itself out*.

    But here is what’s relevant to the thread: I named Marril “Oh no! It”. That way I would have the game say “Oh no! It used surf! Oh no! It used cut!”

    “Oh no! It gained a bunch of exp!”

    Right before the ending…

    “What? Oh no! It is evolving!”

  19. Far_Realm_Sage

    Named my Hunter in Monster World:Rise “Epic Guitar Solo”. Never stopped being funny. Anyone care to guess what weapon was my main?

  20. BumDriller

    I’m a gay dude with a submissive side that was in full swing when I started to play Persona 5 for the first time. So naturally I dropped the f-word as my characters name. Didn’t really get into it and stopped playing after a little while. Started up again after a month or two and I was far enough into the game that people were calling me Joker primarily or just using pointed language but not my name. The first time that my name popped up I thought Persona 5 was the most homophobic shit on the planet. Took me 5 minutes to remember what I did.

  21. My go to is quefe and it’s rarely a blocked name

  22. AngryAccountant31

    I forgot I did this in Pokemon then gave the game to my little cousin. His mom was mad the save file had pokemon named after porn stars

  23. AnimosityofLove

    “Your name is also Bitch? Can’t see how that helps you, besides establishing our fathers hate us.”

  24. Spiralwise

    “Hey what’s up, bitch? Surprised to see me?” as some of threatening aura

  25. GeraintLlanfrechfa

    When I discovered as a child that all the dialogues in colonization were stored in text files.. I’m still giggling

  26. Happy_Ad5566

    Ot actualy feels so personal that way too

  27. Icy-Hospital7232

    “My name’s not bitch! It’s Kenny…”

  28. OpenHentai

    I go with “my dude.” So everyone sounds like a surfer bro.

  29. thetravelergames

    My inner child can’t stop laughing at this 😂 I remember the last time I played Pokemon Platinum, I called the main character Wine, because her parents clearly didn’t care about her, and her rival Cocaine,because that guy was clearly on drugs 😂

  30. East_Smell_82

    I did this. My most recent play through, I named him little shit, so it was great

  31. My first experience with LTTP was on my friends snes, her little brother started his own file. A simple “G” was the title. To this day we still talk about the G file. In various games I myself have used: Diklikr, Ballikr, cockass, dipshit, megacock, asshat, and many more. Presently, Im using “MyKing”

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