Got arrested for wiping out the entire security crew, the hiring manager, as well as the receptionist for a local brothel. My answer for doing it, I was thinking a fire would really make this place shine.
Representative_Fun15
Rolling a 4 and landing on the square that said “Go to jail.”
ccrbcc
Drive a car with rockets to hit a ball and make goal
Techtron07
Carving another foothold in the long climb to liberty
Sudden-Resolution940
Religiously motivated mass murder. “Your honor they were sinners they deserved it”
Dragonheardt_
Me as a Rogue Trader of Von Valencius dynasty:
“YOU CAN’T ARREST ME, I AM THE LAW! THIS IS MY PROTECTORATE!”
Cow-Gal
High speed Jay-walking
Eve_interupted
Unauthorized use of a military space asset and the unlicensed destruction of privateer craft hiding in an asteroid belt.
Star citizen is a lot of fun.
SenatorCrabHat
Democracy!
HannsGoober
Murdering a bunch of Canabals. Sons of the Forest
Tyken12
lying 🤥
UnabrazedFellon
Probably a few war crimes and multiple invasions of other nations…. I was playing Empire Total War and forced most other nations to be my protectorates and wiped out a few of them.
CenturioLabia
Speeding
MadMint64
Unauthorized entry in a Jupiter moon, prison break, assault on an officer, killing space zombies
Happyduckling02
Gun run on British soldiers
JesusismyG
Building my zoo wrong
chenfras89
Entering the ladies restroom at UNATCO
Kazumi_EF
Considering I’m playing rdr2 online. A multitude of murder counts and selling illegal moonshine. Other than that everything else I choose to do is legal
Pizannt
Killing about a grove’s worth of homeless people and tree-hugging hippies
Dark_Samurai01
Being an intergalactic raider in No Man’s Sky
DgnLrd
But your honour, the fixer said it was above board when I shot up the dicky twister
magisterJohn
Diablo 4…yikes
laikahass
Trying to take down the shogun and help create a better Japan
kureiji_kyodai
Killing god
AlphaErebus
Leading the android revolution
Donkey_Bugs
Massacring a bunch of guys just hanging around in an alley just because they were members of the Tyger Claws gang.
Intelligent-Block457
Mining and killing bugs. For Karl!!!
CallMeSkal
Deep space exploration
plasticbluepalm
Creating portals and destroying the laws of space and time
NitemareFlareside
I’m arrested for removing the ladder from the pool
Jumpy-Resolve3018
Being so delusional that zombies were everywhere but they were in fact real people and not zombies as I raid cities and murder Hundreds.
pdxprowler
The original Neverwinter Nights. I’m getting arrested for violently breaking into peoples homes and looting them, oftentimes with the residents still in them, during a pandemic.
throwaway1-808-1971
I killed over 50 people today in Dogtown on one run, turing Skippy into a killing machine.
Kitchen-Ad3121
Looting abandoned buildings and giving illicit drugs to elderly women…..I was playing Fallout 4. Lmfao 😅😂🤣
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Assaulting this man.
Killing Lautrec.
Breaking some guy’s legs in fifa
Last game I played was Destroy All Humans, and I’m still figuring it out.
Eating shrooms.
For climbing a mountain without any protective equipment other than my schizophrenia.
https://i.redd.it/bf4n4ge4scrc1.gif
Unauthorized usage of magic in public
Got arrested for wiping out the entire security crew, the hiring manager, as well as the receptionist for a local brothel. My answer for doing it, I was thinking a fire would really make this place shine.
Rolling a 4 and landing on the square that said “Go to jail.”
Drive a car with rockets to hit a ball and make goal
Carving another foothold in the long climb to liberty
Religiously motivated mass murder. “Your honor they were sinners they deserved it”
Me as a Rogue Trader of Von Valencius dynasty:
“YOU CAN’T ARREST ME, I AM THE LAW! THIS IS MY PROTECTORATE!”
High speed Jay-walking
Unauthorized use of a military space asset and the unlicensed destruction of privateer craft hiding in an asteroid belt.
Star citizen is a lot of fun.
Democracy!
Murdering a bunch of Canabals. Sons of the Forest
lying 🤥
Probably a few war crimes and multiple invasions of other nations…. I was playing Empire Total War and forced most other nations to be my protectorates and wiped out a few of them.
Speeding
Unauthorized entry in a Jupiter moon, prison break, assault on an officer, killing space zombies
Gun run on British soldiers
Building my zoo wrong
Entering the ladies restroom at UNATCO
Considering I’m playing rdr2 online. A multitude of murder counts and selling illegal moonshine. Other than that everything else I choose to do is legal
Killing about a grove’s worth of homeless people and tree-hugging hippies
Being an intergalactic raider in No Man’s Sky
But your honour, the fixer said it was above board when I shot up the dicky twister
Diablo 4…yikes
Trying to take down the shogun and help create a better Japan
Killing god
Leading the android revolution
Massacring a bunch of guys just hanging around in an alley just because they were members of the Tyger Claws gang.
Mining and killing bugs. For Karl!!!
Deep space exploration
Creating portals and destroying the laws of space and time
I’m arrested for removing the ladder from the pool
Being so delusional that zombies were everywhere but they were in fact real people and not zombies as I raid cities and murder Hundreds.
The original Neverwinter Nights. I’m getting arrested for violently breaking into peoples homes and looting them, oftentimes with the residents still in them, during a pandemic.
I killed over 50 people today in Dogtown on one run, turing Skippy into a killing machine.
Looting abandoned buildings and giving illicit drugs to elderly women…..I was playing Fallout 4. Lmfao 😅😂🤣
Warhammer 40k Dawn of War… so genocide? Oh shit.
Cranking 90s