Techno-necromancers, I tell ya. From Alpha Centauri.
SpartAl412
Maybe he is a super chromed out thief. Hence why he somehow can get all these iconic items.
Zeeke01
I’d say possible accident due to ammo explosion or something.
Ambitious-Demand6786
He probably dipped his dick where he shouldn’t and got beaten to death till his brain cells fried.
extraboredinary
Remember that scene in the Simpsons when they were about to cut off Homer’s arms because they were stuck in a vending machine? They didn’t ask Herold if he was just holding onto the can.
Kenshi8Vibes
Ex war hero
WheatleyTheBall
Because he looks cooler like this
iman00700
Bro is like top NC black Market
I’m sure he can get his hands on some military grade chrome compressor
pichael289
Any dipshit can become full Borg. The fact he retains his personality and intelligence is a sign of either a new form of cyberpsychosis or he’s also like V or David, and has a massive humanity score to balance it out.
To be honest that’s barely a thing in the game. Lizzy is the closest you get to it, but you see plenty of other near full borgs and they are fine within their mission parameters. He could just be a robot designed to look and act human, with his mission being to observe and sell weapons. Good way to get him close to the real players in the underground merc scene.
YeetLordTheOne
Dropped a cigarette into his entire stock of grenades and ammo probably
PainfulThings
Adam smasher spent the night with a toaster and 9 months later he shows up
LMGSentientToilet
One day he took a dump and a spider crawled onto his cock tip and bit him.
From this day on he cyborgified his body to be the spider, he is obsessed with being like spiderman only using guns to climb, thousands of guns.
The guns are his cock, enjoy that as you oogle his collection.
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Techno-necromancers, I tell ya. From Alpha Centauri.
Maybe he is a super chromed out thief. Hence why he somehow can get all these iconic items.
I’d say possible accident due to ammo explosion or something.
He probably dipped his dick where he shouldn’t and got beaten to death till his brain cells fried.
Remember that scene in the Simpsons when they were about to cut off Homer’s arms because they were stuck in a vending machine? They didn’t ask Herold if he was just holding onto the can.
Ex war hero
Because he looks cooler like this
Bro is like top NC black Market
I’m sure he can get his hands on some military grade chrome compressor
Any dipshit can become full Borg. The fact he retains his personality and intelligence is a sign of either a new form of cyberpsychosis or he’s also like V or David, and has a massive humanity score to balance it out.
To be honest that’s barely a thing in the game. Lizzy is the closest you get to it, but you see plenty of other near full borgs and they are fine within their mission parameters. He could just be a robot designed to look and act human, with his mission being to observe and sell weapons. Good way to get him close to the real players in the underground merc scene.
Dropped a cigarette into his entire stock of grenades and ammo probably
Adam smasher spent the night with a toaster and 9 months later he shows up
One day he took a dump and a spider crawled onto his cock tip and bit him.
From this day on he cyborgified his body to be the spider, he is obsessed with being like spiderman only using guns to climb, thousands of guns.
The guns are his cock, enjoy that as you oogle his collection.
Sex thing. It’s his kink.
Went to ripper, said “chrome please”
Fear of cats.